Maybe they see you and think to themselves, "Oh look, a loaded potato. Imma get a bite."

That....... actually wouldn't surprise me <:lolz:480186121897377792>

somehow I'm awake 3 hours before I go to work

kek

Congrats

Now be late anyway.

no

I'm chronically late.

Isn't that line used by preggos?

<:lolz:480186121897377792> 🖕

@batshadow. 3 hours. Enough time to get in a good fap

Be sure you do it to AOC pics

@Xychotic Things went a lot better at work today since you reminded me about the need for adaptation in the social hierarchy. Just wanna say thanks <:nice:480191022123450378>

@Space wix what do you mean

@Xychotic aren't you project manager. How can you be late

@Space wix Good on you, man. Sometimes you just gotta tweak your perspective and *maintain frame*.

Wassup bastards

@Deleted User Optimistic time estimates.

I am worthy

Is that optimistic

Or narcissistic

<:concern:585703701692284929>

Boy o boy 4 days off

It's fucking great

What is life's greatest illusion

Good morning.

@ItsLogic That traps are not gay

@PreschoolFightClub Top of the morning to you my friend

I like your profile picture

very wholesome

Thank you.

👍🏼

No, it's being happily married.

Bazinga!

Thank @Zazikiman for making it.

It says in the book called "Crap I just made up".

Also in the game "Skyrim".

You´re welcome niggy

*THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN 5 SECONDS! DON'T LET YOUR WIFE SEE THIS!*

*bold assumption of you to think i have one*

Fellas. Is it gay to eat Gogurt?

I mean, you’re literally shorting cream into your mouth from a long hollow shaft.