maybe he meant 43

not sure

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Hello gents

Tricklygod, is that you?

LMAO I had a thot just offer to be my girlfriend because she said she feels bad for me that I'm single, and am living life without a woman to annoy me and take my shit. Like holy fuck my sides <:lolz:480186121897377792> I didn't even say anything, I just started uncontrollably laughing and she got the idea

Besides, vagina is fucking disgusting and no one can convince me otherwise. 2d vaginas are acceptable, but 3d vaginas are just gross slimy meat flaps

I can't argue the point that they are "slimy meat flaps," but I can argue that they are fun.

@ChaonThe5th You must be a real stud <:shrekhmm:594037532568846346>

I don't even try though. Thots just like me for some reason. It's so annoying <:why:480186116222353410> like I don't want you and I never will, because there's absolutely zero reason to even interact with a woman unless you plan on having sex. But I think 3d sex is gross, and I have a pretty low drive, so that's off the table. Which means a woman has nothing to offer me. But for some reason they all keep trying to get me into a completely one sided relationship that benefits only them. Like bitch do I look retarded to you? <:lolz:480186121897377792>

Maybe you do

Maybe they see you and think to themselves, "Oh look, a loaded potato. Imma get a bite."

That....... actually wouldn't surprise me <:lolz:480186121897377792>

somehow I'm awake 3 hours before I go to work

kek

Congrats

Now be late anyway.

no

I'm chronically late.

Isn't that line used by preggos?

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@batshadow. 3 hours. Enough time to get in a good fap

Be sure you do it to AOC pics

@Xychotic Things went a lot better at work today since you reminded me about the need for adaptation in the social hierarchy. Just wanna say thanks <:nice:480191022123450378>

@Space wix what do you mean

@Xychotic aren't you project manager. How can you be late

@Space wix Good on you, man. Sometimes you just gotta tweak your perspective and *maintain frame*.

Wassup bastards

@Deleted User Optimistic time estimates.

I am worthy

Is that optimistic

Or narcissistic

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Boy o boy 4 days off

It's fucking great

What is life's greatest illusion

Good morning.

@ItsLogic That traps are not gay

@PreschoolFightClub Top of the morning to you my friend

I like your profile picture