Message from @MomentumZero

Discord ID: 745646453619163186


2020-08-19 03:01:50 UTC  

Looool

2020-08-19 03:51:24 UTC  

why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?

||They are hard to iron||

2020-08-19 04:01:25 UTC  

Ok that is clever

2020-08-19 04:04:14 UTC  

i got it from a popsicle stick πŸ™‚

2020-08-19 04:04:21 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-08-19 04:04:28 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-08-19 04:05:37 UTC  

and i got a whole box of grape, orange, and cherry

2020-08-19 04:05:38 UTC  

so stay tuned

2020-08-19 04:05:59 UTC  

<:dogekek:726878872607653918>

2020-08-19 04:07:47 UTC  

Yeah popsicle stick jokes are almost always dad jokes.

2020-08-19 04:13:56 UTC  

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2020-08-19 04:14:50 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-08-19 04:22:38 UTC  

some say sleepy joe is ducking the debates. i think he's just biden his time

2020-08-19 04:23:43 UTC  

maybe has something to do with the sexual harris-ment allegations?

2020-08-19 12:14:04 UTC  

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I feel dumb, but I dont get the rhino joke

2020-08-19 13:24:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/745634410723934298/image0.jpg

2020-08-19 13:43:42 UTC  

if Susan B anthony, then who B Susan?

2020-08-19 15:12:33 UTC  

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2020-08-19 20:24:57 UTC  

Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the sides?

2020-08-19 20:25:08 UTC  

so they can Scan-da-navy-in

2020-08-19 20:30:12 UTC  

That joke was so bad that someone facepalmed before the punchline.

2020-08-19 20:33:32 UTC  

@Froski i KNOW you smiled at that, don't lie

2020-08-19 20:34:27 UTC  

Maybe just a bit.

2020-08-19 21:11:54 UTC  

<#733029269210661005> is just images with AOC and half of a dad joke

2020-08-19 21:21:41 UTC  

half a dad? did they go to family court or something?

2020-08-19 21:22:42 UTC  

Nah bruh, They sawed the dad in half

2020-08-19 21:27:23 UTC  

This was in <#707963490526298112> but it belongs here

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2020-08-19 21:30:06 UTC  

does anyone else think its weird that the japanese are so interested in our "upcoming erection" in november?

2020-08-19 22:10:38 UTC  

Bruh, that’s classified information!

2020-08-20 01:23:14 UTC  

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2020-08-20 03:49:54 UTC  

my local mail carrier agrees that the democrats are up to something

2020-08-20 03:49:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/745852108221448213/knight-armor-knighthood-group-of-people.png

2020-08-20 16:12:52 UTC  

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2020-08-20 16:22:14 UTC  

This summer, I ate lots of watermelons.

2020-08-20 16:22:25 UTC  

You could say I commited

2020-08-20 16:22:32 UTC  

*A melony*

2020-08-20 17:45:47 UTC  

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