peas filled protestors

Now they're peasful

Looool

why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?

||They are hard to iron||

Ok that is clever

@Dr Badass PhD

i got it from a popsicle stick 🙂

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and i got a whole box of grape, orange, and cherry

so stay tuned

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Yeah popsicle stick jokes are almost always dad jokes.

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some say sleepy joe is ducking the debates. i think he's just biden his time

maybe has something to do with the sexual harris-ment allegations?

https://tenor.com/view/brian-baumgartner-badumtss-the-office-kevin-joke-gif-15818642

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I feel dumb, but I dont get the rhino joke

if Susan B anthony, then who B Susan?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/540380814299365376/745484518600867930/WKUKc5h.png

Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the sides?

so they can Scan-da-navy-in

That joke was so bad that someone facepalmed before the punchline.

@Froski i KNOW you smiled at that, don't lie

Maybe just a bit.

<#733029269210661005> is just images with AOC and half of a dad joke

half a dad? did they go to family court or something?

Nah bruh, They sawed the dad in half

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does anyone else think its weird that the japanese are so interested in our "upcoming erection" in november?

Bruh, that’s classified information!

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my local mail carrier agrees that the democrats are up to something

This summer, I ate lots of watermelons.