Message from @yeahmyrealnameright
Discord ID: 769669937522147348
An American, a Brazilian and a Saudi meet in a bar. The American says that he has 5 sons, one more and he has a full basketball team. The Brazilian counters that he has 10 sons and almost has a full soccer team as family. The Saudi, not wanting to fall behind in family sports, says that he has 17 wives. “One more and I have a full golf course!” — sorry, I’ll see myself out. 🙂
What happens when two sociopaths walk into a bar?
They get hit
...
Year 2020:
1 out of the 1000 crew members died in containment accident, Captain Orange sus
Cyans and Blacks were in room, one Black died, Cyan sus
Blue and Black are comrades, but Blue stuck Black onto White because Cyan
Hunter vented, dad sus
Orange wants to let Pink into admin, Blue accusing Pink
Fire broke out in Portside wing, killing several crew members
Green sitting on weapons, nobody cares
Blue accusing Yellow of being sus for skipping vote
Red following Orange because Red is wearing red and doesn't want to die
Maybe counts as a dad joke?
What's the difference between a bum driving a bicycle and a guy in a tux driving a bicycle?
''Attire''
I won an argument against a guy in a wheelchair. He didn't have a leg to stand on.
He probably didn’t have a backbone and caved under the pressure
Hmmm me thinks someone was feeling more than a little salty
What’s something yellow that you can’t drink?
||A school bus||
What’s something green and has wheels?
||Grass, I lied about the wheels.||
A stick
> What's the difference between a bum driving a bicycle and a guy in a tux driving a bicycle?
>
> ''Attire''
@BrightPopz
You've got the joke wrong. One or the other is supposed to be riding a unicycle. Thus, the "attire" punchline has a double meaning.
> @BrightPopz
>
> You've got the joke wrong. One or the other is supposed to be riding a unicycle. Thus, the "attire" punchline has a double meaning.
@paladin1379
Its whats the difference between a bum on a tricycle and man in a tux/suit on a bicycle?
A tire.
Better 😆
Lol
haha
Chuck Norris once entered a marathon.
||After he won, he was disqualified because it was a bike race.||
