Message from @BobiusPrime

Discord ID: 769759435257937941


2020-10-22 20:09:13 UTC  

Year 2020:
1 out of the 1000 crew members died in containment accident, Captain Orange sus
Cyans and Blacks were in room, one Black died, Cyan sus
Blue and Black are comrades, but Blue stuck Black onto White because Cyan
Hunter vented, dad sus
Orange wants to let Pink into admin, Blue accusing Pink
Fire broke out in Portside wing, killing several crew members
Green sitting on weapons, nobody cares
Blue accusing Yellow of being sus for skipping vote
Red following Orange because Red is wearing red and doesn't want to die

2020-10-22 20:09:26 UTC  

Maybe counts as a dad joke?

2020-10-22 23:40:06 UTC  

What's the difference between a bum driving a bicycle and a guy in a tux driving a bicycle?

''Attire''

2020-10-23 01:53:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/769015498934452244/image0.jpg

2020-10-23 03:30:06 UTC  

I won an argument against a guy in a wheelchair. He didn't have a leg to stand on.

2020-10-23 04:16:22 UTC  

He probably didnโ€™t have a backbone and caved under the pressure

2020-10-23 11:50:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/769165858055913482/121993421_10223361503923382_4102398609013381804_o.png

2020-10-23 17:57:01 UTC  

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2020-10-24 04:16:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/769413932212944897/Screenshot_2019-09-15-18-36-38.png

Hmmm me thinks someone was feeling more than a little salty

2020-10-24 19:52:58 UTC  

Whatโ€™s something yellow that you canโ€™t drink?

2020-10-24 19:53:06 UTC  

||A school bus||

2020-10-24 19:53:22 UTC  

Whatโ€™s something green and has wheels?

2020-10-24 19:53:37 UTC  

||Grass, I lied about the wheels.||

2020-10-24 21:13:32 UTC  

Whatโ€™s brown and sticky

2020-10-24 21:13:40 UTC  

A stick

2020-10-24 22:37:07 UTC  

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2020-10-25 03:09:10 UTC  

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2020-10-25 05:55:29 UTC  

> What's the difference between a bum driving a bicycle and a guy in a tux driving a bicycle?
>
> ''Attire''
@BrightPopz

You've got the joke wrong. One or the other is supposed to be riding a unicycle. Thus, the "attire" punchline has a double meaning.

> @BrightPopz
>
> You've got the joke wrong. One or the other is supposed to be riding a unicycle. Thus, the "attire" punchline has a double meaning.
@paladin1379
Its whats the difference between a bum on a tricycle and man in a tux/suit on a bicycle?
A tire.

2020-10-25 08:51:51 UTC  

Better ๐Ÿ˜†

2020-10-25 11:14:48 UTC  

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2020-10-25 15:10:12 UTC  

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2020-10-25 15:36:33 UTC  

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2020-10-25 15:50:15 UTC  

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2020-10-25 18:11:16 UTC  

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2020-10-26 01:54:42 UTC  

Lol

2020-10-26 01:59:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/770104349447028766/ElNlODiXYAM_n3c.jpg

haha

2020-10-26 04:53:21 UTC  

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2020-10-26 05:00:17 UTC  

Chuck Norris once entered a marathon.

||After he won, he was disqualified because it was a bike race.||

2020-10-26 08:34:19 UTC  

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2020-10-26 11:29:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/770247783822524456/image0.jpg

2020-10-26 13:39:03 UTC  

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2020-10-26 16:05:19 UTC  

If you throw a toilet plunger at someone's face it will not stick. All it gets you are assault charges and a restraining order. Warner Brothers LIED!

2020-10-26 17:28:01 UTC  

Sounds like every Thanksgiving I've ever had.

2020-10-26 17:35:05 UTC  

(Apply these to the Cheese meme above)
Sorry if you think this is cheesy
I think it is Gouda
He is going to slice him up. (Like how you slice cheese)
If he was fighting a woman he might use that cheese and cracker skull with it
Looks like that weapon choice was Kraft-y
If that other guy was trying to disarm him he should have brought something a little grater