Message from @Bladejewel
Discord ID: 773328096408502353
That's my favorite engrish of all time!
one i made myself that my family enjoyed
what is the cross between a pig and a cello?
hamstrings
Good one
What's a cross between a soldier and a cockatoo? a Parrotrooper
What's the difference between a fish and a piano? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
Once upon a time, there was a doctor that came to live amongst the people of a jungle. However, he swindled them for their food and money, only pretending to cure them. The jungle residents got fed up, and went to a witch for help. The witch turned the doctor into a shiny red apple that would gradually grow back into his old doctor self. The witch told the people that if they wanted to stop this process, they'd have to make sure the doctor never weighed over a pound, and that if he did they had to cut off a bit of the apple. So long story short...a weigh a day keeps the doctor an apple
I once made a belt from old watches. It was a waist of time.๐
no
fuck that you just haunted my dreams for weeks
All front teeth, no molars. Interesting.
speaking of teeth @Deleted User if you want to be haunted watch the movie Teeth, the 2007 film
I'd rather not
lol no but i bet you will eventually remember this and look it up when your bored
probably
I am now scarred. Thanks Bobius ๐
Ooh those poor souls who have to sort those MTG decks... all the cards jumbled up and mismatched, that's horrible
Imagine if Beethoven was Mozart's hypeman; "Make some noise if you're excited about Mozart!!!!!" **applause** "I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!!"
@HUNTER4639 that is the single best boggie2988 gif I have seen besides the 1 where he pulled a gun on another content creator that showed up to his house dressed as a rioter.
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Iโm sorry your dad abused you @X_IceFire_X
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I got a knock knock joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless
nice
Depends on where you break it.
