I have a ton of weird news articles I can share

Like this one

https://apnews.com/5ae81e880a7f4c1788085b944e7e3658

https://www-insideedition-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.insideedition.com/porta-potty-explodes-in-florida-police-find-body-in-rubble-reports-56337?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&amp&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=15964677639484&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.insideedition.com%2Fporta-potty-explodes-in-florida-police-find-body-in-rubble-reports-56337

https://nypost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/nypost.com/2019/05/22/man-allegedly-hiding-drugs-in-butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles/amp/?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=15964678652698&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2019%2F05%2F22%2Fman-allegedly-hiding-drugs-in-butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles%2F

Feel free to laugh because in all honesty if I died in a porta potty explosion I would want people to laugh

https://www-fox5atlanta-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.fox5atlanta.com/news/deputies-drunk-woman-crashes-pickup-after-picking-up-drunk-friend-who-crashed-his-pickup.amp?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=15964679826546&amp_ct=1596467989803&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fox5atlanta.com%2Fnews%2Fdeputies-drunk-woman-crashes-pickup-after-picking-up-drunk-friend-who-crashed-his-pickup

, https://www.fox6now.com/news/police-oregon-man-driving-stolen-vehicle-crashes-into-woman-driving-stolen-car

Our is this the wrong channel for stories this absurd?

na, it's ok

just interesting that the stories aren't about ppl from florida anymore

*cough* Porta potty explodes in FLORIDA, body found in rubble *caough*

i know..but the rest isn't just florida

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/ballistic-beer-company-exploding-twang-brambleberry-sour-cans-recalled/news-story/7d16747b6a81330910b572e8ebbd5948

ever thought of keeping them cooled?

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/photos-stephen-hawking-epsteins-pedo-island-subject-new-court-order

What the hell even is this timeline?

When Stephen Hawking passed away, the reaction in r/atheism was universally “Hawking was a great scientist, and accomplished far more than that religious quack Billy Graham who also passed away recently”. Of course, there’s no evidence *yet* that Hawking did anything pizza-related, or was aware of the pizza, just that he was there, so like good skeptics, we should wait for more evidence. But this is still pretty worrying.

Ok so the Lolita Express had a wheelchair ramp on it?

As soon as all the bad jo jo is found on it, it should be retired to an Air Force bombing range

Wow, Billy Graham died a lot more recently then I thought. I had just kinda assumed he died in the early 2000s considering almost everything of him is black and white. He apparently only died in 2018 at the right old age of 99.

I don't know whether this goes here or in <#713758444405915658>: https://www.theblaze.com/news/espns-dan-le-batard-show-creates-twitter-poll-asking-if-its-funny-that-nba-player-who-refused-to-kneel-immediately-blew-out-his-knee

they took him out of the game on purpose

“Take a knee, or lose a knee.”

what happened?

wait who is that in the picture

wait is that Jonathan Issac

oh

it is

lmao

to what

You taking a minute to realize it's Isaac 😛

ah okay

i dont watch NBA

i dont like watching it

only times i ever looked at it was Isaac

To be fair I don't watch sports

and Lebron

i only watch cheerleaders

xD

i'd just never seen Isaac before