https://twitter.com/TheSun/status/1288195769728737280?s=20

Today in "I bet that's never been said before"

Rape monkeys in July? Alright. 2020 baby!

Is that real?

Because if so LMFAO

https://alphanewsmn.com/minneapolis-police-tell-residents-to-obey-criminals-and-be-prepared-to-be-robbed/

Holy shit its actually real

i try not to post anything that is fake

😉

@[TDE] Smokie i updated my maxwell imgur it has lots of good stuff

i posted it somewhere on here

Just remember no spreading of personal media

So what I gathered from that: Once somebody says "Give me your shit." Pull out your gun, hit em with the Uno reverse and demand they give you their shit. Then you cant be held liable because you were a peaceful protestor fighting a fascist.

And the Police said to do as criminals say.

https://media.8kun.top/file_store/8513f945e287824fc8b19f31afa854977dafe158e8a6c4d7b28ff3ca38c1a0c3.jpg

https://www.channel3000.com/madison-man-arrested-after-leading-authorities-on-chase-just-45-minutes-after-being-released-from-prison/

Oh no! Now he'll go to jail again and be at risk of COVID-19!

I have a ton of weird news articles I can share

Like this one

https://apnews.com/5ae81e880a7f4c1788085b944e7e3658

https://www-insideedition-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.insideedition.com/porta-potty-explodes-in-florida-police-find-body-in-rubble-reports-56337?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&amp&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=15964677639484&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.insideedition.com%2Fporta-potty-explodes-in-florida-police-find-body-in-rubble-reports-56337

https://nypost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/nypost.com/2019/05/22/man-allegedly-hiding-drugs-in-butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles/amp/?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=15964678652698&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2019%2F05%2F22%2Fman-allegedly-hiding-drugs-in-butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles%2F

Feel free to laugh because in all honesty if I died in a porta potty explosion I would want people to laugh

https://www-fox5atlanta-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.fox5atlanta.com/news/deputies-drunk-woman-crashes-pickup-after-picking-up-drunk-friend-who-crashed-his-pickup.amp?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=15964679826546&amp_ct=1596467989803&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fox5atlanta.com%2Fnews%2Fdeputies-drunk-woman-crashes-pickup-after-picking-up-drunk-friend-who-crashed-his-pickup

, https://www.fox6now.com/news/police-oregon-man-driving-stolen-vehicle-crashes-into-woman-driving-stolen-car

Our is this the wrong channel for stories this absurd?

na, it's ok

just interesting that the stories aren't about ppl from florida anymore

*cough* Porta potty explodes in FLORIDA, body found in rubble *caough*

i know..but the rest isn't just florida

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/ballistic-beer-company-exploding-twang-brambleberry-sour-cans-recalled/news-story/7d16747b6a81330910b572e8ebbd5948

ever thought of keeping them cooled?

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/photos-stephen-hawking-epsteins-pedo-island-subject-new-court-order

What the hell even is this timeline?

When Stephen Hawking passed away, the reaction in r/atheism was universally “Hawking was a great scientist, and accomplished far more than that religious quack Billy Graham who also passed away recently”. Of course, there’s no evidence *yet* that Hawking did anything pizza-related, or was aware of the pizza, just that he was there, so like good skeptics, we should wait for more evidence. But this is still pretty worrying.

Ok so the Lolita Express had a wheelchair ramp on it?

As soon as all the bad jo jo is found on it, it should be retired to an Air Force bombing range

Wow, Billy Graham died a lot more recently then I thought. I had just kinda assumed he died in the early 2000s considering almost everything of him is black and white. He apparently only died in 2018 at the right old age of 99.

I don't know whether this goes here or in <#713758444405915658>: https://www.theblaze.com/news/espns-dan-le-batard-show-creates-twitter-poll-asking-if-its-funny-that-nba-player-who-refused-to-kneel-immediately-blew-out-his-knee

they took him out of the game on purpose

“Take a knee, or lose a knee.”

what happened?