Message from @healed

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2020-09-10 16:03:53 UTC  

Subway sandwich ๐Ÿ˜‰

2020-09-10 18:37:44 UTC  

Someone forgot the bus had two levels ๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-09-10 23:43:20 UTC  

bruh

2020-09-10 23:43:22 UTC  

ouch

2020-09-11 03:42:28 UTC  

Yikes.

2020-09-11 04:08:57 UTC  

That's just flat out stupid.

2020-09-11 18:05:03 UTC  

I donโ€™t know wether to laugh or cry at his stupidity

2020-09-11 18:07:34 UTC  

seen worse

2020-09-11 18:08:47 UTC  

makes u kinda wonder how this happened....it's in a nation where double layer buses are the norm yet they have underpasses that only allow single layer buses

2020-09-11 18:09:21 UTC  

and they call it 'democracy'

2020-09-11 18:32:46 UTC  

You canโ€™t be the victim of a knife crime if youโ€™re the victim of a double-decker bus attempting to fit under a bridge <:thinking:726878987837636698>

2020-09-11 18:36:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730962856564228157/754047667558023239/202009111234-1kPNrN1A4f.jpeg

2020-09-11 18:37:26 UTC  

That totally doesn't go against human biology. Sick.

2020-09-11 18:42:31 UTC  

What even-

2020-09-11 18:44:23 UTC  

I am speechless

2020-09-11 18:57:48 UTC  

That ought to be put in <#733947580698066975> or something too.

2020-09-11 19:33:24 UTC  

That headline just made me straight, thanks.

2020-09-11 19:53:29 UTC  

Yikes anal birth... I didn't think it was geometrically possible. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

2020-09-11 19:54:13 UTC  

Talk about a shitty start for the baby's life...

2020-09-11 20:05:15 UTC  

Bold prediction that baby wonโ€™t make it very far

2020-09-11 20:19:36 UTC  

I highly doubt that's a real story.

2020-09-11 20:23:14 UTC  

Yeah, pretty sure itโ€™s satire

2020-09-11 20:26:01 UTC  

well south park did an ep around it yrs ago

2020-09-11 20:26:03 UTC  

Fun fact, while possible, it is highly illegal. As its considered a pseudo cloning process. However this is completely possible and not illegal with lesbians. No clue why, but it is

2020-09-11 20:26:59 UTC  

the ep was about who made the biggest turd on record, bono kept defending his title ...til the truth came out...bono didn't make the biggest turd, he was the biggest turd ever birthed

2020-09-11 20:27:23 UTC  

uhh what?

2020-09-11 20:27:59 UTC  

u ppl need to expand ur viewing palate

2020-09-11 20:28:18 UTC  

I'm sorry I don't listen to U2 often

2020-09-11 20:28:43 UTC  

neither do i, i was talking about south park

2020-09-11 20:29:03 UTC  

Oh,

2020-09-11 22:57:49 UTC  

That had to have been Babylon bee. Lol.

2020-09-12 13:05:32 UTC  

Whatever it is its dead now.

2020-09-12 17:25:55 UTC  

it just got torn apart at the end lol

2020-09-14 02:19:31 UTC  

I think this should also go here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvPOblMMpoo

2020-09-14 02:20:57 UTC  

Omfg wut

2020-09-14 02:21:11 UTC  

The actual fudge...

2020-09-14 02:21:42 UTC  

Uhhhhh