lol

oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

😬

Oooowwww that would hurt

He peeny blood is everywhere lol. Honestly how could you not notice that? Maybe it slithered through the pipes?

i think the teen squatted to 'pee'

Do guys squat to pee too these days? 🤔

well if they went to gender studies class, they do

some 'wide' kids squat

Good point

i normally stand...only time i squat for it is during a dump

U failed gender studies. Lol

never took it ...at first i thought it was a place to pick up chicks...then i found out its castrate men class

That's a good thing

Probably dodged a bullet

Or a snake

besides, i don't think the 'ladies' there would want a guy with a footlong in the class

unless it came in a subway wrapper

Subway sandwich 😉

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-54099591

Someone forgot the bus had two levels 😂

bruh

ouch

Yikes.

That's just flat out stupid.

I don’t know wether to laugh or cry at his stupidity

seen worse

makes u kinda wonder how this happened....it's in a nation where double layer buses are the norm yet they have underpasses that only allow single layer buses

and they call it 'democracy'

You can’t be the victim of a knife crime if you’re the victim of a double-decker bus attempting to fit under a bridge <:thinking:726878987837636698>

That totally doesn't go against human biology. Sick.

What even-

I am speechless

That ought to be put in <#733947580698066975> or something too.

That headline just made me straight, thanks.

Yikes anal birth... I didn't think it was geometrically possible. 😬

Talk about a shitty start for the baby's life...

Bold prediction that baby won’t make it very far

I highly doubt that's a real story.

Yeah, pretty sure it’s satire