That totally doesn't go against human biology. Sick.

What even-

I am speechless

That ought to be put in <#733947580698066975> or something too.

That headline just made me straight, thanks.

Yikes anal birth... I didn't think it was geometrically possible. 😬

Talk about a shitty start for the baby's life...

Bold prediction that baby won’t make it very far

I highly doubt that's a real story.

Yeah, pretty sure it’s satire

well south park did an ep around it yrs ago

Fun fact, while possible, it is highly illegal. As its considered a pseudo cloning process. However this is completely possible and not illegal with lesbians. No clue why, but it is

the ep was about who made the biggest turd on record, bono kept defending his title ...til the truth came out...bono didn't make the biggest turd, he was the biggest turd ever birthed

uhh what?

u ppl need to expand ur viewing palate

I'm sorry I don't listen to U2 often

neither do i, i was talking about south park

Oh,

That had to have been Babylon bee. Lol.

https://twitter.com/konstructivizm/status/1304739533121114116

Whatever it is its dead now.

it just got torn apart at the end lol

https://www-foxnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-charged-impersonating-officer-pulling-over-orlando-cop.amp?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=15999405957375&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fus%2Fflorida-man-charged-impersonating-officer-pulling-over-orlando-cop

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727993178845741116/754802167801708594/Screen_Shot_2020-09-13_at_3.33.38_PM.png

I think this should also go here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvPOblMMpoo

Omfg wut

The actual fudge...

Uhhhhh

I'm not sure what to say to that.

Trans Satanist Anarchist...

🤨

Wins REPUBLICAN nomination...

Bruh.

to be sheriff ...running on a campaign of 'fuck the police'

well at least he/she/it is a true conservative

technically sheriff's dept isn't the police..it's sheriff's dept

different set of rules

Still TSA. That's one hell of a.. title?

I mean wtf else would that be called?

Yeah that was an interesting video