I'd rather be shot by a bullet than immolated.

https://babylonbee.com/news/californians-begin-putting-lambs-blood-on-doorposts-just-in-case/?utm_content=bufferac19a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

lol

article mentions the vegans since they're anti animal blood, they won't get spared from god's wrath

lol

The sky in California is literally turn red for Trump, leftists go crazy!!!!

It’s grayish where I’m at.

The sky then spells out MAGA

https://twitter.com/TheHinduDindu/status/1304400080099737602

This reply is beautiful https://twitter.com/jojojuggernaut/status/1304529678007500801

Transgender girls are boys who are victims of child abuse. Children shouldn’t be allowed to pick their gender when they aren’t even old enough to pick the POTUS.

The left: Victim-blaming is bad
Also the left: When 81 percent of white homicide victims are killed by blacks, it’s the white victims’ fault for being racist or something IDK

I love how they say that the numbers are correct for 2/3 statements

Yet they call it false

Donald Trump on June 14, 2021: Today is my 75th birthday!
Politifact: PANTS ON FIRE! Donald Trump said the right number, but he's Trump, and he didn't condemn right-wing fascism or anti-black racism while declaring it to be his birthday, so he's wrong.

Yeah, that is why I never trust fact checking sites

Babylon bee made fun of that in the past as well: https://babylonbee.com/news/did-democrats-sacrifice-goats-to-satan-at-the-dnc-fact-check-false-they-actually-sacrificed-just-one-goat

how to fact check - get off ur dumb ass and do it urself and check multiple sources..or ask somebody that lived thru the era of having to deal with the dam library system of fact checking

speaking of fact-checking... I don't think I can trust this NewsGuard extension....

Hope tim covers this

Yes

Though the fact that antifa wants socialism yet doesn't like national socialists(nazis) makes me laugh every time I think about it

All of cnn

they want global socialists

but if they want anarchy instead....just shoot them...and watch them demand for police ...and other things anarchy doesn't provide

also have recording of their anarchy demands first, then their screams for non anarchy society to get help

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-carefully-constructing-tweet-that-should-fix-everything <:KEK:726877368601411624>

https://babylonbee.com/news/audience-boos-as-football-game-breaks-out-at-political-rally

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-netflix-movie-actually-murders-puppies-to-teach-that-murdering-puppies-is-bad

I just love how reading halfway through the summary I know it's Babylon Bee. lol.

tbh if I didn't see that it was babylon bee I would have believed it.

sounds like something netflix would do at this point

yeh, I almost fell for it. You're not the only one.

Wars can be started because of Welch Corgis

> yeh, I almost fell for it. You're not the only one.
@Red Jasper r/atetheonion

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1305989833320525825?s=19

https://youtu.be/xxGeu9edNLY

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1306004888606908416?s=20

That doesn't even sound like satire

Truth is spoken.