Message from @KungFlu BatSoup

Discord ID: 776295120324132864


2020-11-12 03:27:50 UTC  

I swear, it feels like their is a florida man story for every occasion

2020-11-12 03:33:19 UTC  

Mine says that I attacked my neighbor with my pet ninja squirel

2020-11-12 03:48:48 UTC  

Think Oklahoma guy got them beat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/776292385063043082/Screenshot_20201111-214801_Samsung_Internet.jpg

2020-11-12 03:50:36 UTC  

That guy is based

2020-11-12 03:51:00 UTC  

His needs are beyond our understanding

2020-11-12 03:51:14 UTC  

He was just having a good night out

2020-11-12 03:51:15 UTC  

Let him continue with his quest

2020-11-12 03:52:03 UTC  

Ketamine is one hell of a drug

2020-11-12 03:56:15 UTC  

Why do I have a feeling the whiskey was for the snake

2020-11-12 03:56:41 UTC  

Well hes not gunna make radioactive snakes

2020-11-12 03:57:04 UTC  

he's trying to make radioactive alcohol snakes so it can bite him and give him powers

2020-11-12 03:57:06 UTC  

Its a upgrade to the don't tread on me

2020-11-12 03:57:14 UTC  

like i said, ketamine is one hell of a drug

2020-11-12 03:58:00 UTC  

hes gonna too shoot the bullets and reload the casings with a depleted uraniam infused bullet.

2020-11-12 03:58:09 UTC  

hm

2020-11-12 03:58:22 UTC  

Thats thinking ahead

2020-11-12 03:58:23 UTC  

then hes gonna to drink the whiskey and the snakes gonna get mad and eat him

2020-11-12 03:59:00 UTC  

Glowing snake flag

2020-11-12 03:59:10 UTC  

either that or him and the snake were both getting wasted together

2020-11-12 03:59:15 UTC  

“dont get near me”

2020-11-12 03:59:39 UTC  

its gonna go something like this

2020-11-12 03:59:57 UTC  

basically this except its a drunk dude and snek

2020-11-12 04:00:06 UTC  

He just wanted medical weed but didn't have a Microwave

2020-11-12 04:33:22 UTC  

I am watching old vice videos, and I saw this "church of the ar" thing. 30 seconds in and I already have to wonder if these clowns even know how to use a gun properly, cause his mag catch is jammed xD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/776303598082457630/unknown.png

2020-11-12 04:36:01 UTC  

Vice went big brain mode with this one

2020-11-12 04:36:54 UTC  

these clowns make christians and gunnies look like idiots xD

2020-11-12 04:37:25 UTC  

their optics selections too <:Ben_Cringe:752572527120875520>

2020-11-12 04:39:37 UTC  

Did they have the people in the video dress up in tactical gear so they can say that they are trying to play military?

2020-11-12 04:41:31 UTC  

they have camo on, but they also have this frilly girl shit. even the men have a bunch of colorful shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/776305652715880468/unknown.png

2020-11-12 04:41:43 UTC  

i don't understand the clash

2020-11-12 04:42:16 UTC  

this is aparently their "church camo pattern"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720484562400051201/776305839950135306/unknown.png

2020-11-12 04:42:24 UTC  

red and shitty camo

2020-11-12 04:45:45 UTC  

omw this is straight up heresy. their pastor is claiming that psalm 2 states that God's people are to take up arms to conquer the world. Psalm 2 is not about that at all

2020-11-12 04:46:05 UTC  

its about how all the evil rulers of the world will go against God

2020-11-12 14:57:19 UTC  
2020-11-12 14:57:44 UTC  

“The British are coming, the British are coming!”

2020-11-12 15:52:23 UTC  

eww in Texas? God bless our fellow patriots there

2020-11-12 15:58:41 UTC  

Thats whay happens when ppl from cailf move to Austin and vote for same things they did in cailf

2020-11-12 16:27:03 UTC  

fr dude. I knew a handful of calis when I lived in New Braunfels (smack dab between San Antonio and Austin). While most of them were good people, they only seemed to want to smoke weed and ban shit they didn't like. :/