Message from @CyberSpacePirate
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I got arrested for throwing an alligator through a drive-through window
oh lol no. I'll try it. I did write a song about florida man though. I think yt thought it was too spicy though cause they ripped that shit down so quick. xD
Lmao
LMAO
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wait it gets better
Oof
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There's also Florida man birthday challenge, where you put Florida man followed by the month and day of your birthday.
Mine got shot in the penis for sitting on his gun.
Found the website for it: http://www.myfloridamanstory.com/
apparently I faked my death using a weather balloon. I would like to take this opportunity to remind us that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Apparently I lost a testicle and two toes to an alligator after bathing in a pond.
hmm.
I swear, it feels like their is a florida man story for every occasion
Mine says that I attacked my neighbor with my pet ninja squirel
Think Oklahoma guy got them beat
That guy is based
He was just having a good night out
Let him continue with his quest
Ketamine is one hell of a drug
Why do I have a feeling the whiskey was for the snake
Well hes not gunna make radioactive snakes
he's trying to make radioactive alcohol snakes so it can bite him and give him powers
Its a upgrade to the don't tread on me
like i said, ketamine is one hell of a drug
hes gonna too shoot the bullets and reload the casings with a depleted uraniam infused bullet.
hm
Thats thinking ahead
then hes gonna to drink the whiskey and the snakes gonna get mad and eat him
Glowing snake flag
either that or him and the snake were both getting wasted together
“dont get near me”
its gonna go something like this
basically this except its a drunk dude and snek
He just wanted medical weed but didn't have a Microwave