wait it gets better

Oof

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There's also Florida man birthday challenge, where you put Florida man followed by the month and day of your birthday.

Mine got shot in the penis for sitting on his gun.

Found the website for it: http://www.myfloridamanstory.com/

apparently I faked my death using a weather balloon. I would like to take this opportunity to remind us that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Apparently I lost a testicle and two toes to an alligator after bathing in a pond.

hmm.

I swear, it feels like their is a florida man story for every occasion

Mine says that I attacked my neighbor with my pet ninja squirel

Think Oklahoma guy got them beat

That guy is based

His needs are beyond our understanding

He was just having a good night out

Let him continue with his quest

Ketamine is one hell of a drug

Why do I have a feeling the whiskey was for the snake

Well hes not gunna make radioactive snakes

he's trying to make radioactive alcohol snakes so it can bite him and give him powers

Its a upgrade to the don't tread on me

like i said, ketamine is one hell of a drug

hes gonna too shoot the bullets and reload the casings with a depleted uraniam infused bullet.

hm

Thats thinking ahead

then hes gonna to drink the whiskey and the snakes gonna get mad and eat him

Glowing snake flag

either that or him and the snake were both getting wasted together

“dont get near me”

its gonna go something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVqObIauPJA

basically this except its a drunk dude and snek

He just wanted medical weed but didn't have a Microwave

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-radioativo-chernobyl-toxic-toxico-gif-13584245

I am watching old vice videos, and I saw this "church of the ar" thing. 30 seconds in and I already have to wonder if these clowns even know how to use a gun properly, cause his mag catch is jammed xD

Vice went big brain mode with this one

these clowns make christians and gunnies look like idiots xD

their optics selections too <:Ben_Cringe:752572527120875520>

Did they have the people in the video dress up in tactical gear so they can say that they are trying to play military?

they have camo on, but they also have this frilly girl shit. even the men have a bunch of colorful shit