Message from @Goose

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2020-09-03 17:47:14 UTC  

My cat is a bit, out there

2020-09-03 17:52:05 UTC  

Sweet kitty!

2020-09-03 18:54:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751153068480921680/image0.jpg

2020-09-03 18:54:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751153195207753868/image0.jpg

2020-09-03 18:56:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751153682581553271/image0.jpg

2020-09-03 19:24:25 UTC  

thanks, i got him a little over a week ago and hes only 5 months old

2020-09-03 21:55:34 UTC  

I was petting my dog and I look over to see him smiling

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751198728328708176/image0.jpg

2020-09-03 23:40:58 UTC  

some do that, mine smiles when shes in trouble

2020-09-03 23:42:12 UTC  

anyone with kittens, how do i get my kitten to behave? i looked up online but there were no definitive answers, and he keeps trying to get food even when hes no supposed to

2020-09-04 00:01:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751230510138654740/image0.jpg

2020-09-04 00:02:01 UTC  

^ Hiding from the thunder

2020-09-04 00:03:57 UTC  

Awwh

2020-09-04 00:04:01 UTC  

Big baby

2020-09-04 00:05:34 UTC  

She is πŸ˜†

2020-09-04 02:01:34 UTC  

Thats a nice dog. What breed?

2020-09-04 02:13:45 UTC  

She's a Yellow Lab and German Shepherd mix

Sunbeams, a cats natural weakness

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724105019393179660/751289600680394792/20200903_163607.jpg

2020-09-04 04:03:51 UTC  

so cute

2020-09-04 06:00:16 UTC  

How do I discipline my kitten? The little fucker tried to get into his treats after he knocked them down

2020-09-04 06:00:53 UTC  

I looked it up and hitting, spraying, shaking, pretty much anything is a no no and I'm lost

2020-09-04 06:01:45 UTC  

He's not a bad kitten he just doesnt know what to do, I've only had him a week and a half and I dont want to make him feel unwanted

2020-09-04 06:02:34 UTC  

Use a spray bottle of water on fine stream. Or a squirt gun. Problem solved πŸ‘

2020-09-04 06:03:00 UTC  

I flick mine on the ears hard. No damage, but they don't like it.

2020-09-04 06:04:06 UTC  

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2020-09-04 06:04:08 UTC  

Birds

Spray bottle with water is effective. Chasing kitten around and soaking them is also effective for repeat offenses back to back. Just remember to offer affection when they come up to apologize. Animals don't, typically, hold grudges and are confused when we humans do.

2020-09-04 06:11:14 UTC  

The spray bottle didn't work for me because nothing teaches a kitten a lesson like ruining a motherboard.

2020-09-04 06:11:50 UTC  

Proper aiming technique seems to be the issue there. Operator error πŸ˜‚

I was thinking the same lol

2020-09-04 06:12:17 UTC  

Never point the muzzle at something you dont want sprayed

2020-09-04 06:13:22 UTC  

I was sort of surrounded by electronics at the time.

2020-09-04 06:13:39 UTC  

But an ear flick works fine.

2020-09-04 06:13:57 UTC  

Well thank you, I'll try that.

Imposing your size on the kitten is also effective in establishing that you are to be listened to. Cats attempt to make themselves seem larger to warn off undesirable behavior

2020-09-04 06:14:10 UTC  

He drives me crazy sometimes

2020-09-04 06:14:42 UTC  

Dogs are what we wish we were. Cats are what we actually are

2020-09-04 06:15:11 UTC  

As in, cats are assholes πŸ˜‚

2020-09-04 06:15:21 UTC  

My dog is functionally retarded. My cats are defective.

2020-09-04 06:16:14 UTC  

My dog is 175# thinking hes a cat. My cats are 6# of thinking they are the dog

I've found that "stupid" or "retarded" dogs are usually playing dumb so you'll stop or just give in