Message from @mightytrump
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Apple pie
It's also a PLANdemic.
they tried to do the same thing with sars
but the world was like nope
The WHO has a history of basically "crying wolf", except replace "wolf" with "PANDEMIC!". <:thinking:726878987837636698>
SARS: In the news briefly, never mentioned again.
Bird Flu: In the news briefly, never mentioned again.
Swine Flu: In the news briefly, never mentioned again.
H1N1: In the news briefly, never mentioned again.
Covid: In the news forever, shut everything down, transform society, reset the world economy, usher in socialism, work towards communism, mandate masks, mandate distancing, rush a vaccine, panic, blame it all on the POTUS.
yup
if you notice before covid all the pandemics were durring barack oboma
And President Obama be like: A pandemic? Oh well, we'll just do nothing AND IT'S GONE! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
true
tbh I didn't even know there was a pandemic durring oboma
cuz I was in elementrary school lol
Maybe that's because viral pandemics _aren't real._ <:thinking:726878987837636698>
what about the boubonic plague that was real
and the black death
Bacterial pandemics might be real, hard to say. I'm questioning everything I've ever been taught.
ok
The fact Madagascar brought it back
oof
wait really?
Wonder how? Exhuming the graves of their dead and performing intercourse. As PJW says, some cultures are better than others
wait so some dudes in madagascar were like let's fuck some dead bodies
That is part of their culture
It's not "some dudes"
Otherwise it would be fewer cases
well some cultures do weird things
To be fair, if you engage in necrophilia, you deserve any resulting consequences.
like I think in south america in some places to become a man you have to put your hands in a bullet ant nest or something
South American tribes for you
Or American youth 🤔
lol
Nah, American youth just eat Tide Pods™️
*Casually walks up to the guys, "You know necrophilia is making a come back"
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Fight Fire With Fire <:thinking:726878987837636698>
🔥😱🔥
The smell of Napalm is the smell of progress
Think about it, the enemies get bombed like normal
But a new level of hell is cast just for them
All the radical liberals are the same kids who would quit a game when they finally had to play the un-fun role
