is it weird that i'm slightly relieved that its not aliens?

I wanted it to be aliens

Same bruh

It's ok the vaccine just sterilizes woman

Conspiracy Tyler was replaced by a clone

The vaccine doesn't cure covid but instead gives people cancer. Population control at its finest.

Can I have the source of this *The Vaccine gives you cancer*?

https://www.infowars.com/posts/fda-says-2-participants-in-pfizer-covid-vaccine-trial-have-died/

https://www.infowars.com/posts/fda-six-people-died-during-pfizer-covid-vaccine-trial/

https://www.infowars.com/posts/cnn-dont-be-alarmed-if-people-start-dying-after-taking-the-vaccine/

Who’s is the ex space official? Send the official saying that aliens are real.

https://www.infowars.com/posts/us-signed-deal-with-alien-galactic-federation-to-experiment-on-humans-claims-israeli-ex-military-space-chief-in-bizarre-interview/

wat?

Former Israeli space security chief Haim Eshed

Last event of 2020. Walt Disney comes back from cryosleep and he is revealed as the true leader of the illuminati

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-extraterrestrials-exist-trump-knows-n1250333

https://www.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405

Jpost nbc news I think infowars is a more creditable source

Based

And how many were tested?

"Hey guys the aliens told me not too tell you about them because we weren't ready yet."

Santa is a socialist because he gives everything for free

"and we didn't tell Trump"

No we did not tell trump about santa

Don't worry about the vaccine. There's only about a .01 percent possibility that it could lead to loss of life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVpucLslFCM

Well duh, aliens are real. Many of them cross illegally into the USA from Mexico.

https://twitter.com/LiberalHivemind/status/1336369597709213697?s=20

https://tenor.com/view/unscannable-your-unscannable-idiocracy-gif-15095682

Only thing that splintered into a thousand pieces and scattered into the winds was his brain 🤣 too harsh?

i think he should be on rushmore personally, just because of these intentions alone

I can agree with that

Nah the bullet splintered too

Lmao good one 😂🤣

My conspiracy theory atm is that it was the cia deepstate who leaked covid. I dont 'just believe' it, everything is pointing towards it.

for example: the timing. Just after Trumps glorious state of the union, where he could brag about his excellent economic numbers, and all he did for the poor and black community.

Then: Motive, Means, and Opportunity. Cia had all three. They had the motive: they wanted to get back into power. They had means: cia assets. And they had the opportunity: those assets watching over the wuhan bio lab.

Then: they also needed a way to CHEAT THE ELECTIONS. A global pandemic would do just fine.