but

That's.... ruff

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You have any fireworks in your neighborhood?

Either it's fireworks or gunshots for me

Ummm I'm sure someone will set some off.. but I don't

I was thinking of popping off the 9 but... my neighbors are snitches

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I always think "tonight's the perfect night for someone to murder..."

NO ONE CAN TELL

Only until the body is found

Tonight being any night with fireworks

They don't have to find the first body if you're good enough :')

Blown open by fireworks as cause of death

Well it's kinda cold here.. so it won't stink for a few days

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There's actually a pretty low rate of crimes solved tbh

Firework crimes have the lowest solvability rate

How sad

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#banfireworks

average of 40% of murders go unsolved every year in the US

not fireworks, murders lmao

Most of them are banned here

who listens to that tho

People just go to Indiana and buy em

It was like fireworks were supposed to be banned in CA in July

but California set it off

You can have sparklers

The fireworks or the forest fires? @KirkpattieCake

Fireworks

I won't... I'm too cheap.. I remember on 4th of July some of my coworkers told me they spent $1k on fireworks...

I'm cheap on fireworks

All I could think was... I coulda bought a gun with that

I got like sparklers that are like 10 years old and that's good enough for me

Lmao

Get some of those little paper ones that you throw on the floor

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I have 1 box of popits

Is that what they're called?

Over here ye