Message from @thiccums
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he was under the bed for hours
they only put off a few
but
That's.... ruff
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You have any fireworks in your neighborhood?
Either it's fireworks or gunshots for me
Ummm I'm sure someone will set some off.. but I don't
I was thinking of popping off the 9 but... my neighbors are snitches
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I always think "tonight's the perfect night for someone to murder..."
NO ONE CAN TELL
Only until the body is found
Tonight being any night with fireworks
They don't have to find the first body if you're good enough :')
Blown open by fireworks as cause of death
Well it's kinda cold here.. so it won't stink for a few days
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There's actually a pretty low rate of crimes solved tbh
Firework crimes have the lowest solvability rate
<:Kek:776931142644924436>
#banfireworks
average of 40% of murders go unsolved every year in the US
not fireworks, murders lmao
Most of them are banned here
who listens to that tho
People just go to Indiana and buy em
It was like fireworks were supposed to be banned in CA in July
but California set it off
You can have sparklers
The fireworks or the forest fires? @KirkpattieCake
Fireworks
I won't... I'm too cheap.. I remember on 4th of July some of my coworkers told me they spent $1k on fireworks...
I'm cheap on fireworks
All I could think was... I coulda bought a gun with that
I got like sparklers that are like 10 years old and that's good enough for me
Lmao
Get some of those little paper ones that you throw on the floor
I used to love fighting with those as a kid <:Kek:776931142644924436>
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