Message from @thiccums
Discord ID: 794345410705489981
Idk if I ever seen a crutchy
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I don't think I have either.
He's spoke a total of 7 times lol
Oh
So who's got the fireworks?
Do people still do that?
Probably
People in my neighborhood do
I have a dog. So
Nice...
Oh... poor dog lol
I'll be ... comforting him lmao
They were doing some firework testings last night
he was under the bed for hours
they only put off a few
but
That's.... ruff
<:garoldSmile:758935089467490324>
You have any fireworks in your neighborhood?
Ummm I'm sure someone will set some off.. but I don't
I was thinking of popping off the 9 but... my neighbors are snitches
<:Kek:776931142644924436>
I always think "tonight's the perfect night for someone to murder..."
NO ONE CAN TELL
Only until the body is found
Tonight being any night with fireworks
They don't have to find the first body if you're good enough :')
Blown open by fireworks as cause of death
Well it's kinda cold here.. so it won't stink for a few days
<a:AwkwardStare:783345028356374549>
There's actually a pretty low rate of crimes solved tbh
Firework crimes have the lowest solvability rate
How sad
<:Kek:776931142644924436>
#banfireworks
average of 40% of murders go unsolved every year in the US
not fireworks, murders lmao
Most of them are banned here
who listens to that tho