Message from @thiccums
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They don't have to find the first body if you're good enough :')
Blown open by fireworks as cause of death
Well it's kinda cold here.. so it won't stink for a few days
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There's actually a pretty low rate of crimes solved tbh
Firework crimes have the lowest solvability rate
How sad
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#banfireworks
average of 40% of murders go unsolved every year in the US
not fireworks, murders lmao
Most of them are banned here
who listens to that tho
People just go to Indiana and buy em
It was like fireworks were supposed to be banned in CA in July
but California set it off
You can have sparklers
The fireworks or the forest fires? @KirkpattieCake
Fireworks
I won't... I'm too cheap.. I remember on 4th of July some of my coworkers told me they spent $1k on fireworks...
All I could think was... I coulda bought a gun with that
I got like sparklers that are like 10 years old and that's good enough for me
Lmao
Get some of those little paper ones that you throw on the floor
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I have 1 box of popits
Is that what they're called?
Over here ye
Thanks... I shall order a whole pallet online
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Worth it
Those are so fun
I'm gonna try to make a giant one
For fun ok fbi
Yesss
I'm probably the annoying neighbor
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Step 1: buy 1 million boxes of popits
Step 2: hire mr beast to make world's largest popit
Step 3: drop it from high up
Step 4: wait for FBI to investigate another "random bombing"
Step 5: idk get yelled at by the FBI?
You're right... I should totally make Mr beast do it... he has monies and can afford attorneys
Mr. Beast opened up a restaurant and gave away money and food