Message from @thiccums

Discord ID: 794346100378959893


2020-12-31 23:25:36 UTC  

NO ONE CAN TELL

2020-12-31 23:25:50 UTC  

Only until the body is found

2020-12-31 23:25:51 UTC  

Tonight being any night with fireworks

2020-12-31 23:26:01 UTC  

They don't have to find the first body if you're good enough :')

2020-12-31 23:26:05 UTC  

Blown open by fireworks as cause of death

2020-12-31 23:26:10 UTC  

Well it's kinda cold here.. so it won't stink for a few days

2020-12-31 23:26:17 UTC  

<a:AwkwardStare:783345028356374549>

2020-12-31 23:26:22 UTC  

There's actually a pretty low rate of crimes solved tbh

2020-12-31 23:26:46 UTC  

Firework crimes have the lowest solvability rate

2020-12-31 23:26:49 UTC  

How sad

2020-12-31 23:26:54 UTC  

<:Kek:776931142644924436>

2020-12-31 23:26:56 UTC  

#banfireworks

2020-12-31 23:26:57 UTC  

average of 40% of murders go unsolved every year in the US

2020-12-31 23:27:06 UTC  

not fireworks, murders lmao

2020-12-31 23:27:07 UTC  

Most of them are banned here

2020-12-31 23:27:14 UTC  

who listens to that tho

2020-12-31 23:27:25 UTC  

People just go to Indiana and buy em

2020-12-31 23:27:30 UTC  

It was like fireworks were supposed to be banned in CA in July

2020-12-31 23:27:34 UTC  

but California set it off

2020-12-31 23:27:36 UTC  

You can have sparklers

2020-12-31 23:27:48 UTC  

The fireworks or the forest fires? @KirkpattieCake

2020-12-31 23:27:54 UTC  

Fireworks

2020-12-31 23:28:34 UTC  

I won't... I'm too cheap.. I remember on 4th of July some of my coworkers told me they spent $1k on fireworks...

2020-12-31 23:28:57 UTC  

I'm cheap on fireworks

2020-12-31 23:29:06 UTC  

All I could think was... I coulda bought a gun with that

2020-12-31 23:29:17 UTC  

I got like sparklers that are like 10 years old and that's good enough for me

2020-12-31 23:29:28 UTC  

Lmao

2020-12-31 23:29:49 UTC  

Get some of those little paper ones that you throw on the floor

2020-12-31 23:30:02 UTC  

I used to love fighting with those as a kid <:Kek:776931142644924436>

2020-12-31 23:30:03 UTC  

I have 1 box of popits

2020-12-31 23:30:37 UTC  

Is that what they're called?

2020-12-31 23:30:44 UTC  

Over here ye

2020-12-31 23:33:27 UTC  

Thanks... I shall order a whole pallet online

2020-12-31 23:33:30 UTC  

<:garoldSmile:758935089467490324>

2020-12-31 23:34:27 UTC  

Worth it

2020-12-31 23:34:32 UTC  

Those are so fun

2020-12-31 23:35:23 UTC  

I'm gonna try to make a giant one

2020-12-31 23:35:32 UTC  

For fun ok fbi

2020-12-31 23:38:17 UTC  

Yesss

2020-12-31 23:38:58 UTC  

I'm probably the annoying neighbor

2020-12-31 23:39:00 UTC  

<:Kek:776931142644924436>