Perfect time for this

If I bring fascism to America, this will be the flag

And anyone born in Russia after 1991 is not russian

Correct

I’m thinking of more dark humor

Russians are a complete different breed of human being changed my mind

or just dirty humor in general

I was born in 91 and my ancestors are polish/russian do I count?

They Also have fake soviet passports

i can’t say the Santa one because it can be deemed “Vulgar, obscene, etc”

neither can I say the disney one

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Do it yourself you lazy bum.

That's not at all how I thought that was going to go

If so all you need to is to give the insane people your parents passports and social security numbers @HlapSlap

@Diabeł Boruta I probably wont do that...

If not your parents then your grandparents

“You’re the bomb”
“No, you’re the bomb”

In America, a compliment.

In Iraq, an argument.

I audibly chuckled at that one

I have heard that one so many times at my school

I called the Iraqi suicide hotline the other day. They said “Great” and asked if I can drive a truck.

Good god if I told any of these jokes in LA theyd lock me up hahaha still funny though

What’s the difference between me and cancer?

No what's the difference between a liberal and cancer

My dad didn’t beat cancer.

cancer grows on you?

Cancer is caused by everything in California

Hahahaha all good answers

haha tnt go boom

i'm staying in topic.. don't think i'm breaking rules.

Plastique goes blam

@Aletro yez i want more to see but i don't want to hurt ppls plz

@Split_beard (PS4) what do you mean bro?

splosions?

@AmyMememaker Your video was cute

Yez

I want a lebanon one but that hurts no one

***I DON'T LIKE WHEN THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!***

it was cool

LOL