DontBeAnIdgit
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yeah I took my grandma to one of those spas where the fish eat your dead skin
it was way cheaper than cremation
i have loads of them
Perfect time for this
I’m thinking of more dark humor
or just dirty humor in general
i can’t say the Santa one because it can be deemed “Vulgar, obscene, etc”
neither can I say the disney one
How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Do it yourself you lazy bum.
“You’re the bomb”
“No, you’re the bomb”
In America, a compliment.
In Iraq, an argument.
I called the Iraqi suicide hotline the other day. They said “Great” and asked if I can drive a truck.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
and then a nuke came
**boooom**
This is boring where does the nuke come in
I broke him
He did it
💣
funny number
Oh god
The End
good
Nah
Think
That’s more money, food, and space for the rest of us
i wanna see how much anger this can instill
Or comedy
Either or
great now I’m going to bed angry, confused, and with nightmares
I was angry because someone spoiled Doom Eternal for me
I was confused because of Kanye
And now I’m scared because that video
Ok daddy 🥵
I was in a server where that emoji was banned
twas funny
NO
PLEASE
I wanna sleep
It’s hard enough with the imagination I have
Harlequin ichthyosis
Google Harlequin ichthyosis
I want your credit card info
Yo no way me too
Totally didn’t just hit the “Message” button on his profile
Shut up before I send you pictures of a baby born with Harlequin ichthyosis
it’s terrifying
Looks like an alien
oh yeah?
He used to follow me on Twitter
That’s how I found him
Yeah because I got suspended
And now he doesn’t follow me
😩
He’s not that old
Oh boy someone wasn’t here when I was tellin jokes
Smokie ended up having to tell me to stop
I never got to the cops with the lightbulb
But that’s one everyone knows
Yup
Funny that he got laughed at when he first proposed the idea of chipping people
“Getting rid of extremism” my ass
Getting rid of extremism with brainwashing
where a mask and a maga hat that way you confuse them
And then when they get close take off the mask and cough in their faces
> I’ll wear a WW1 gas mask
@darthlasagnus You got one?
ha
No you won’t
You can’t
The only ones you’ll find are in museums
WW2? Yeah but expensive
WW1? Nah
Fuck.
Ha nevermind
It’s a repro
Aight gn tho gotta sleep it’s 3 am
No
Hm
About that Nightmare on Elm Street thing with sexuality and whatnot...
*good thing Wes Craven’s dead*
I am always at full retard
> now its all political
@AMERICANFREEDOM [CEO OF FREEDOM] wait what?
> They're rebooting the Magic School Bus
@Dr Badass PhD they already did that
Yup
This is always the one that is more lenient
Wanna see a dude pull some sick splits
Dang
what if legos were involved
but it does change
Yeah
Legos make everything better
You can’t go wrong with legos
No you can’t
Legos are plastic bacon
They aren’t literally bacon you idgit
Spiderman but legos
See if you think *stepping* on legos is bad...
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