Message from @Maggiemac311

Discord ID: 753373784651595836


2020-07-08 05:21:53 UTC  

@Diabeł Boruta I probably wont do that...

2020-07-08 05:22:04 UTC  

If not your parents then your grandparents

2020-07-08 05:22:27 UTC  

“You’re the bomb”
“No, you’re the bomb”

In America, a compliment.

In Iraq, an argument.

2020-07-08 05:23:06 UTC  

I audibly chuckled at that one

2020-07-08 05:23:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707691030748594294/730292950097068052/e32.png

2020-07-08 05:23:36 UTC  

I have heard that one so many times at my school

2020-07-08 05:23:53 UTC  

I called the Iraqi suicide hotline the other day. They said “Great” and asked if I can drive a truck.

2020-07-08 05:24:51 UTC  

Good god if I told any of these jokes in LA theyd lock me up hahaha still funny though

2020-07-08 05:25:09 UTC  

What’s the difference between me and cancer?

2020-07-08 05:25:21 UTC  

No what's the difference between a liberal and cancer

2020-07-08 05:25:23 UTC  

My dad didn’t beat cancer.

2020-07-08 05:25:25 UTC  

cancer grows on you?

2020-07-08 05:25:25 UTC  

Cancer is caused by everything in California

2020-07-08 05:25:40 UTC  

Hahahaha all good answers

2020-09-09 21:57:40 UTC  

haha tnt go boom

2020-09-09 21:57:52 UTC  

i'm staying in topic.. don't think i'm breaking rules.

2020-09-09 21:57:54 UTC  

Plastique goes blam

2020-09-09 21:58:03 UTC  

@Aletro yez i want more to see but i don't want to hurt ppls plz

2020-09-09 21:58:15 UTC  

@Split_beard (PS4) what do you mean bro?

2020-09-09 21:58:22 UTC  

splosions?

2020-09-09 21:58:27 UTC  

@AmyMememaker Your video was cute

2020-09-09 21:58:27 UTC  

Yez

2020-09-09 21:58:35 UTC  

I want a lebanon one but that hurts no one

2020-09-09 21:58:35 UTC  

***I DON'T LIKE WHEN THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!***

2020-09-09 21:58:37 UTC  

it was cool

2020-09-09 21:58:41 UTC  

LOL

2020-09-09 21:58:43 UTC  

but it destroyed the city

2020-09-09 21:58:44 UTC  

*Alex Jones to llama* "Want a cookie?"

2020-09-09 21:58:49 UTC  

i care not about the rules you're breaking too, but don't bitch about it when you get at least muted. 🙂 someone did ask you kindly to follow the rule.

2020-09-09 21:58:52 UTC  

H2WOAH

2020-09-09 21:58:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707691030748594294/753373898204119181/VMX5FBx_d.webp

2020-09-09 21:59:17 UTC  

@HarleyQuinn let the mods take care of that and just be a normal user, bro

2020-09-09 21:59:19 UTC  

Honestly when the english dictionary was written

2020-09-09 21:59:32 UTC  

Do you think they ever though those 3 words would be in a single sentence?

2020-09-09 21:59:36 UTC  

Like a big boom in desert from far away and i film

2020-09-09 21:59:49 UTC  

Nobody nearby

2020-09-09 22:00:00 UTC  

aye

2020-09-09 22:00:06 UTC  

i want the beyrouth one

2020-09-09 22:00:09 UTC  

but no casualties

2020-09-09 22:00:18 UTC  

in the desert

2020-09-09 22:00:23 UTC  

like a pyrotechnics show