I don't know why my auto-correct is obsessed with adding Ed on the end of every word that feels needs to be corrected

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Because SKYNET?? YOU CAN'T FOOL US WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.....(jk of course)

Well like the old man said dark humor is like healthcare not everyone gets it

Thats fu--ed but I laughed

yeah I took my grandma to one of those spas where the fish eat your dead skin

I didn't even know that was a thing

it was way cheaper than cremation

hahahaha

again, messed up but funny

And the only reason why I'm called skynet is because my internet so bad I sound like a robot on voice chat so that's what everyone started calling me so that's what i change my name to

There are idiots trying to revive the USSR in Moscow, and believe that the Russian federation is not a real country

i have loads of them

Perfect time for this

If I bring fascism to America, this will be the flag

And anyone born in Russia after 1991 is not russian

Correct

I’m thinking of more dark humor

Russians are a complete different breed of human being changed my mind

or just dirty humor in general

I was born in 91 and my ancestors are polish/russian do I count?

They Also have fake soviet passports

i can’t say the Santa one because it can be deemed “Vulgar, obscene, etc”

neither can I say the disney one

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Do it yourself you lazy bum.

That's not at all how I thought that was going to go

If so all you need to is to give the insane people your parents passports and social security numbers @HlapSlap

@Diabeł Boruta I probably wont do that...

If not your parents then your grandparents

“You’re the bomb”
“No, you’re the bomb”

In America, a compliment.

In Iraq, an argument.

I audibly chuckled at that one

I have heard that one so many times at my school

I called the Iraqi suicide hotline the other day. They said “Great” and asked if I can drive a truck.

Good god if I told any of these jokes in LA theyd lock me up hahaha still funny though

What’s the difference between me and cancer?

No what's the difference between a liberal and cancer

My dad didn’t beat cancer.

cancer grows on you?

Cancer is caused by everything in California