Lmao

depends on the day he's born on

It's expected on the 7th of April

so 7/4/20

God your wife is weird

closest you can get to 6.9/4/20

>not enjoying telling people about the baby

you disgust me john

Who hand draws a baby notification? A message stating gender, expected delivery and a link to a PayPal or Amazon wish list is all that's needed.

just had a thought

now I have a fitbit I can see how much wanking off increases my heartbeat

how can you be so wrong

Check it out guys

John doesn't like something

what's new?

he ***what***?!

not on that hes saying "I dont like it and how dare she not also ask for money"

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Poor John, so pragmatic.

!answer pragmatism

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Yeah I think that works

Speaking of kids my nephew was over last night, hes great

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Great at what

At killing chickens.

at giving high fives currently matt

and repeating the animal sounds i tell him

he points out hsi elephant block and goes "elephant, toot toot"

and he goes roar roar when he points out the lion

Does he know what the fox says

elephant, brap brap

he doenst have any fox toys

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Spbloot

Prooooot~

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I don't believe you