Message from @based cat
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> how do I protect my home?
> The answer: Use a gun
> if that don't work, use more guns
@BIRdOS Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
Perfect
> @BIRdOS then if that doesn’t work get missles
@Donald J. Trump nah no misses just buy an old civil war cannon. Those will put a hole in your house, take out the intruder, blow a hole through your neighbors house and fridge, plus blow a whole through the 5 trees in a line with a humok in the back yard lol
@Knotty no, get a little robot to go in to the house and just play the standard iPhone alarm clock noise at high volume. They'll surrender quickly.
Then before shooting be sure to add a "tally ho lads"
Claymore roomba that is a good one too
Not gonna lie, the idea of seeing a Roomba come bumbling around the corner with a Claymore attached to it is horrifying
Right?
What's even worse is if its holding a napalm flamethrower
Its all fun and steal until you see a claymore roomba
lol
You see the roomba
It brings your doomba
like it's a funny idea but seems effective
why would you run away from a roomba
it might have a flamethrower on it <:KEK:726877368601411624>
i mean now i know it has a flamethrower and claymore on it i will stay clear
but to ppl who don't know...
How does it know where to go if we dont push it?! ***CONFUSED SCREAMING***
Just hope they don't think to go up or down stairs
lol
You guys are thinking too small scale for explosives and flamethrowers. They should have had to go through a mine field and then have singed hair and clothes before they get to your door. Then you have a belt fed full 9 yards 8 ga shotgun mounted to a block on the floor waiting.
napalm strike
You're basically imagining Home Alone if Kevin was a Vietnam vet with PTSD
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No they would just have pit fall traps with poisoned spikes at the bottom. No claymores or bouncing betties
They're in the trees kevin
The nails on the steps were just the beginning
I remember when I was a kid one year I tried to set traps like that for Santa because I wanted to capture him.
the robbers would have to go on a improvised rat tunnel
and the nails are spikes
giữ lại tiền lẻ bạn là con vật bẩn thỉu
Which in Vietnamese stands for keep the change you filthy animal
Well played, but just a heads up the mods don't like it if you use different languages
The movie is now about 30 minutes because the first trap is the last trap lol
the mods are languagists
Read this it’s bad ass
Oh yeah I remember that. Dude's last thought was probably "what the hell is that thing?"