lol

You see the roomba
It brings your doomba

like it's a funny idea but seems effective

why would you run away from a roomba

it might have a flamethrower on it <:KEK:726877368601411624>

i mean now i know it has a flamethrower and claymore on it i will stay clear

but to ppl who don't know...

How does it know where to go if we dont push it?! ***CONFUSED SCREAMING***

or a combat knife duct-taped

Just hope they don't think to go up or down stairs

lol

You guys are thinking too small scale for explosives and flamethrowers. They should have had to go through a mine field and then have singed hair and clothes before they get to your door. Then you have a belt fed full 9 yards 8 ga shotgun mounted to a block on the floor waiting.

napalm strike

You're basically imagining Home Alone if Kevin was a Vietnam vet with PTSD

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No they would just have pit fall traps with poisoned spikes at the bottom. No claymores or bouncing betties

They're in the trees kevin

The nails on the steps were just the beginning

I remember when I was a kid one year I tried to set traps like that for Santa because I wanted to capture him.

the robbers would have to go on a improvised rat tunnel

and the nails are spikes

giữ lại tiền lẻ bạn là con vật bẩn thỉu

Which in Vietnamese stands for keep the change you filthy animal

Well played, but just a heads up the mods don't like it if you use different languages

The movie is now about 30 minutes because the first trap is the last trap lol

the mods are languagists

https://www.wnpr.org/post/apparent-first-police-used-robot-kill

Read this it’s bad ass

Oh yeah I remember that. Dude's last thought was probably "what the hell is that thing?"

Discord mods be like
pLeASe KeEp MemEs oUt Of <#707691030748594294>

I mean we have all the meme channels specifically for memes, so...

Oh yeah I know

yeah that statement is a meme rn

will be forever remembered in discord history

😔 🙌🙌

To be fair one time I set my status as "Trump 2020" and that got me banned from a bunch of servers, so I'd say the mods are pretty chill here, especially comparatively speaking.

They will do anything to demonize republicans nowadays

yep

I got banned from a server for setting my status to “Blacklist isn’t racist, change my mind”.
It happens all too often

Hold up is blacklist racist now?

Apparently