So the sky went around and kill some cops. Police track him down them

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@BIRdOS I heard a story about a dude playing a shotgun racking sound effect through his speaker and it scared off an intruder since he didn't have an actual gun

nioce

It is a badass ending

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> how do I protect my home?
> The answer: Use a gun
> if that don't work, use more guns
@BIRdOS Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

Perfect

> @BIRdOS then if that doesn’t work get missles
@Donald J. Trump nah no misses just buy an old civil war cannon. Those will put a hole in your house, take out the intruder, blow a hole through your neighbors house and fridge, plus blow a whole through the 5 trees in a line with a humok in the back yard lol

@Knotty no, get a little robot to go in to the house and just play the standard iPhone alarm clock noise at high volume. They'll surrender quickly.

Then before shooting be sure to add a "tally ho lads"

Claymore roomba that is a good one too

Not gonna lie, the idea of seeing a Roomba come bumbling around the corner with a Claymore attached to it is horrifying

Right?

What's even worse is if its holding a napalm flamethrower

Its all fun and steal until you see a claymore roomba

lol

You see the roomba
It brings your doomba

like it's a funny idea but seems effective

why would you run away from a roomba

it might have a flamethrower on it <:KEK:726877368601411624>

i mean now i know it has a flamethrower and claymore on it i will stay clear

but to ppl who don't know...

How does it know where to go if we dont push it?! ***CONFUSED SCREAMING***

or a combat knife duct-taped

Just hope they don't think to go up or down stairs

lol

You guys are thinking too small scale for explosives and flamethrowers. They should have had to go through a mine field and then have singed hair and clothes before they get to your door. Then you have a belt fed full 9 yards 8 ga shotgun mounted to a block on the floor waiting.

napalm strike

You're basically imagining Home Alone if Kevin was a Vietnam vet with PTSD

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No they would just have pit fall traps with poisoned spikes at the bottom. No claymores or bouncing betties

They're in the trees kevin

The nails on the steps were just the beginning

I remember when I was a kid one year I tried to set traps like that for Santa because I wanted to capture him.

the robbers would have to go on a improvised rat tunnel

and the nails are spikes

giữ lại tiền lẻ bạn là con vật bẩn thỉu

Which in Vietnamese stands for keep the change you filthy animal

Well played, but just a heads up the mods don't like it if you use different languages

The movie is now about 30 minutes because the first trap is the last trap lol