"Ich bräuchte eine Handauflegung?"

I pointed to her tits and said "Dürfte ich mal Handauflegen"

ahh ok

I just made a best effort translation

thats pretty chad <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

kek

I was dressed as a level 1 warrior

with a wooden shield etc

for memes

>may I lay hand on

you saucy bastard

yes that's better

no ragrets

she was older than me, I was 17, she/he/they/it was 24

l-lewd

did u compare dongs

mine was bigger 😎

was hers floppy?

we actually fucked each other / both took both roles and she got pretty hard

was it femine

very feminine

I am not sure how someone can shave it that clean

wax

yep

inb4 daddy was a rich man and liked traps

paid for her laser

most likely explanation

lithu must be having a field day screenshotting right now

💦

I don't understand what's so special about it, everyone experiments in his life

I was young, I explored my sexuality

you can experiment if someone lets you

:(

why would he screenshot probably the greatest /g/ accomplisment?

that's all a decade ago now

tfw no traps to experiement with

you can be the trap

tfw dont have any qt trap to experiment with

i want to be the trap

I'm too manly 😭

that's why i'm not eating any dinner