Message from @porco

Discord ID: 380832076896796682


2017-11-16 21:28:17 UTC  

hrt must seriously do wonders <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-16 21:28:21 UTC  

tfw manly voice

2017-11-16 21:28:25 UTC  

tfw too late for hrt

2017-11-16 21:28:29 UTC  

I was 17 I didn't think about HIV back then

2017-11-16 21:28:36 UTC  

but I was terrorized for half year

2017-11-16 21:28:40 UTC  

lmao

2017-11-16 21:28:47 UTC  

and took frequent tests

2017-11-16 21:28:50 UTC  

@porco what did you actually say to her, please give orginal quote

2017-11-16 21:28:50 UTC  

but I am negative

2017-11-16 21:29:35 UTC  

it was in Germany, in German

2017-11-16 21:29:46 UTC  

yes, i too am german, in germany

2017-11-16 21:29:50 UTC  

thats why i wanted to know

2017-11-16 21:30:05 UTC  

"Ich bräuchte eine Handauflegung?"

2017-11-16 21:30:07 UTC  

I pointed to her tits and said "Dürfte ich mal Handauflegen"

2017-11-16 21:30:12 UTC  

ahh ok

2017-11-16 21:30:16 UTC  

I just made a best effort translation

2017-11-16 21:30:27 UTC  

thats pretty chad <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-11-16 21:30:33 UTC  

kek

2017-11-16 21:30:38 UTC  

I was dressed as a level 1 warrior

2017-11-16 21:30:42 UTC  

with a wooden shield etc

2017-11-16 21:30:43 UTC  

for memes

2017-11-16 21:31:23 UTC  

>may I lay hand on

2017-11-16 21:31:30 UTC  

you saucy bastard

2017-11-16 21:31:30 UTC  

yes that's better

2017-11-16 21:32:44 UTC  

no ragrets

2017-11-16 21:33:21 UTC  

she was older than me, I was 17, she/he/they/it was 24

2017-11-16 21:33:32 UTC  

l-lewd

2017-11-16 21:33:34 UTC  

did u compare dongs

2017-11-16 21:33:43 UTC  

mine was bigger 😎

2017-11-16 21:33:51 UTC  

was hers floppy?

2017-11-16 21:34:09 UTC  

we actually fucked each other / both took both roles and she got pretty hard

2017-11-16 21:34:14 UTC  

was it femine

2017-11-16 21:34:19 UTC  

very feminine

2017-11-16 21:34:27 UTC  

I am not sure how someone can shave it that clean

2017-11-16 21:34:33 UTC  

wax

2017-11-16 21:34:38 UTC  

yep

2017-11-16 21:34:44 UTC  

inb4 daddy was a rich man and liked traps

2017-11-16 21:34:48 UTC  

paid for her laser

2017-11-16 21:34:56 UTC  

most likely explanation

2017-11-16 21:35:20 UTC  

lithu must be having a field day screenshotting right now