Message from @Cole
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in china if you hit someone with a car, just make sure they're dead
You mean "i reversed to see if i can help" "ten times"
45 fucking dollar copay for them to say "Oh, you have an upper respritory infection", and another 20 for some fucking mucinex
FUCK AMERICAN HEALTHCARE
also, tfw "Patient weight: 285 (!!!)" and "Negative for appetite loss"
ahaha
that's entirely reasonable for being a little bitch for a cold
yeah yeah
285 lbs?
I-I'
m actually 275, they used the weight on my driver's license...
how about you eat a runburger, fatty
no bully
it hurts to laugh, no more
he bulli because he cares
nah I feel pretty good laughing thank you
seriously dude are you bringing work home?
get it
i get it
thanks<:kms:327934280619655179>
and I get a 6 dollar credit at work every day qq
I mean at least you fit the stereotype
a fat cook
>implying a burger flipper is the same thing as a cook
yeah, put burger on flat top, wait 10 minutes, flip, wait 5 minutes, put it in the infrared
Buy a chink burger flipping machine
that shits core don blue, my man
they probably have a chinky flipping spatula
>implying
I mean some store in aliexpress
or wish
The canteen is legally fucking required to get ALL of their food/equipment through US Foods Inc.
Nice
It is the very definition of a tax-payer subsidized monopoly.
<:thvnk:332928260004642827> you weigh twice the amount 2016-me weighted
if you d get a chink gf, you would be 3x her
Just like all of the federal government has to order all their office supplies from Skilcraft
sex makes you lose weight too