Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 381871077187518474


2017-11-19 18:16:40 UTC  

that's entirely reasonable for being a little bitch for a cold

2017-11-19 18:16:55 UTC  

yeah yeah

2017-11-19 18:16:56 UTC  

285 lbs?

2017-11-19 18:17:00 UTC  

I-I'

2017-11-19 18:17:13 UTC  

m actually 275, they used the weight on my driver's license...

2017-11-19 18:17:18 UTC  

how about you eat a runburger, fatty

2017-11-19 18:17:18 UTC  

no bully

2017-11-19 18:17:27 UTC  

it hurts to laugh, no more

2017-11-19 18:17:32 UTC  

he bulli because he cares

2017-11-19 18:17:41 UTC  

nah I feel pretty good laughing thank you

2017-11-19 18:17:56 UTC  

seriously dude are you bringing work home?

2017-11-19 18:17:57 UTC  

get it

2017-11-19 18:18:01 UTC  

i get it

2017-11-19 18:18:02 UTC  

he flips burgers

2017-11-19 18:18:07 UTC  

thanks<:kms:327934280619655179>

2017-11-19 18:18:12 UTC  

and I get a 6 dollar credit at work every day qq

2017-11-19 18:18:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/381870837126529024/23517732_1122252921247217_7935908857371918426_n-1.png

2017-11-19 18:18:28 UTC  

I mean at least you fit the stereotype

2017-11-19 18:18:31 UTC  

a fat cook

2017-11-19 18:18:53 UTC  

>implying a burger flipper is the same thing as a cook

2017-11-19 18:19:19 UTC  

yeah, put burger on flat top, wait 10 minutes, flip, wait 5 minutes, put it in the infrared

2017-11-19 18:19:20 UTC  

Buy a chink burger flipping machine

2017-11-19 18:19:33 UTC  

that shits core don blue, my man

2017-11-19 18:19:54 UTC  

they probably have a chinky flipping spatula

2017-11-19 18:19:59 UTC  

>implying

2017-11-19 18:20:16 UTC  

I mean some store in aliexpress

2017-11-19 18:20:19 UTC  

or wish

2017-11-19 18:20:44 UTC  

The canteen is legally fucking required to get ALL of their food/equipment through US Foods Inc.

2017-11-19 18:20:54 UTC  

Nice

2017-11-19 18:20:58 UTC  

It is the very definition of a tax-payer subsidized monopoly.

2017-11-19 18:21:27 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827> you weigh twice the amount 2016-me weighted

2017-11-19 18:21:46 UTC  

if you d get a chink gf, you would be 3x her

2017-11-19 18:22:15 UTC  

Just like all of the federal government has to order all their office supplies from Skilcraft

2017-11-19 18:22:19 UTC  

sex makes you lose weight too

2017-11-19 18:22:23 UTC  

fucking blind people. Worse than chinks

2017-11-19 18:22:31 UTC  

lmao my brother is in a protracted fight with his kid's school district because US foods pisses him off

2017-11-19 18:22:32 UTC  

I'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR 11 YEARS NOW YOU WHORES

2017-11-19 18:22:36 UTC  

he's not going to win

2017-11-19 18:22:38 UTC  

I EVEN BOUGHT A CHINK RING LAST WEEK

2017-11-19 18:22:53 UTC  

do you do the sex thing?

2017-11-19 18:22:59 UTC  

have you tried having sex