Message from @Matthew
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And normally, I WOULD just call out of work and let this sickness pass naturally, because it fucking will, but NOPE, gotta have a doctor's note for any absence greater than 3 days, or else it's leave without pay. Literally every cog in this machine is designed to fuck me over, reeeeee
AND I'M OUT OF FUCKING LA CROIX
Maybe it's better to have a leave without pay than pay for the doctor?
Calculated it?
tfw free healthcare :)
tfw had a scan of unknown pain in knee ages ago
(:
America COULD have free fucking healthcare
I'm not against it
Because it's the hospitals gouging us that's the problem, not just the insurance companies
does china has healthcare?
in chian y ou die <:chink:323022148870602752>
dont die Dear
dear friend
"Free" So taxed
In China, you pay for healthcare by suing the person who helped you
in china if you hit someone with a car, just make sure they're dead
You mean "i reversed to see if i can help" "ten times"
45 fucking dollar copay for them to say "Oh, you have an upper respritory infection", and another 20 for some fucking mucinex
also, tfw "Patient weight: 285 (!!!)" and "Negative for appetite loss"
ahaha
that's entirely reasonable for being a little bitch for a cold
yeah yeah
285 lbs?
I-I'
m actually 275, they used the weight on my driver's license...
how about you eat a runburger, fatty
no bully
it hurts to laugh, no more
he bulli because he cares
nah I feel pretty good laughing thank you
seriously dude are you bringing work home?
get it
i get it
he flips burgers
thanks<:kms:327934280619655179>
and I get a 6 dollar credit at work every day qq
I mean at least you fit the stereotype