Message from @Matthew

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2017-11-19 18:29:03 UTC  

aha!

2017-11-19 18:29:08 UTC  

i actually forgot what the letters meant

2017-11-19 18:29:37 UTC  

And I forget what my picture's from! A graphics card?

2017-11-19 18:33:36 UTC  

Well, that video did it for me

2017-11-19 18:33:41 UTC  

This'll be me by next year

2017-11-19 18:33:48 UTC  

if this isn't what Cole was referencing this looks pretty weird for me

2017-11-19 18:34:55 UTC  

first time seeing that video tbh

2017-11-19 18:35:09 UTC  

can't hear much over my shitter fan

2017-11-19 18:35:23 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-11-19 18:35:38 UTC  

but there's a guy beating up a fat dude so I'll give it a 10/10

2017-11-19 18:36:29 UTC  

At least I'm 6'1 so I have that weight distribuited fairly well

2017-11-19 18:36:38 UTC  

Have you ever seen a fat manlet? It's depressing

2017-11-19 18:37:09 UTC  

did you ever have to buy two airplane tickets

2017-11-19 18:37:23 UTC  

Nope. I actually have no ass

2017-11-19 18:37:27 UTC  

Hank Hill-Tier

2017-11-19 18:37:37 UTC  

It's all in my belly/tits

2017-11-19 18:37:44 UTC  

the propane tanks are in your stomach

2017-11-19 18:37:50 UTC  

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-11-19 18:37:54 UTC  

I certainly don't burn coal

2017-11-19 18:50:33 UTC  

>take my mucinex
>Half an hour later hack up a cup of phglem

2017-11-19 18:50:41 UTC  

I-is this the power of Big Pharma?

2017-11-19 18:54:20 UTC  

Fentanylโ„ข

2017-11-19 18:58:59 UTC  

One last note about Fatty's Doctor Visit: The black nurse dug my DragonBall Z compression shirt

2017-11-19 18:59:12 UTC  

Why do black people love DBZ so goddamned much? It's uncanny

2017-11-19 19:00:14 UTC  

there's a clever joke to be had here

2017-11-19 19:01:15 UTC  

She recognized that it was Vegeta's shirt after "he got jacked up by Freiza".

2017-11-19 19:01:20 UTC  

I was like "y-you too"

2017-11-19 19:01:37 UTC  

@Matthew should've asked if she wanted to see your one headed dragon

2017-11-19 19:01:52 UTC  

Her first fucking words to me when I walked in were

2017-11-19 19:02:07 UTC  

"YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE HONGREY BUT YOUR LUNCH AINT FOR ANOTHER HOUR? GOT DAMN"

2017-11-19 19:02:18 UTC  

But other than that, very nice

2017-11-19 19:03:25 UTC  

Mexicans also like dbz

2017-11-19 19:04:07 UTC  

Could it be...power fantasies?

2017-11-19 19:05:57 UTC  

we wuz kangs

2017-11-19 19:06:46 UTC  

We wuz super saiyens n shieet

2017-11-19 19:18:06 UTC  

Mexicans love dbz to a fanatical extent

2017-11-19 19:20:22 UTC  

preference for the inferior, but in all honesty

2017-11-19 19:20:30 UTC  

they were kids who watched whatever was on

2017-11-19 19:21:30 UTC  

I still remember the first episode of DBZ I saw