is why you should go to jail

Nice

then you shrug it off and go play call of duty after school

or..

play outside

if you're *that* old

Also yeah the dodgeball stung, but it was never like you were hurting for the rest of the day from a hit

Or explore abandoned tunnels

I'd say I actually got hurt more from soccer than dodgeball honestly

it stung like a bitch when you got hit, because getting hit by a rubber ball thrown at the speed of sound hurts <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Or build your own diving rig

Actually now that I think about it, from basketball I got two concussions, a couple of finger breaks and dislocations, and a sprained ankle. Never got hurt from playing dodgeball.

I think I maybe got a nosebleed one time. That was it.

i remember when i got drilled in the face while playing baseball.

wasn't fun.

broken nose, couple fucked up toofs, and a concussion.

I remember running for second one time and thinking "I'm pretty sure that ball is going more towards my head than the second baseman" and then about a second later I stop remembering for a few minutes.

it's also always the ones that don't look like they're heading for you that hit you.

always*

Which is to say that, basically, dodgeball is harmless.

not also

imma go do a couple thing

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i'll be back

@mikeflarkin Just out of curiosity, how does one become "Zeducated"? I'm just interested in what metrics that is judged by

Be good, active, and help keep the chat calm.

Hello

i'll tell more stories of my dumbass getting hurt later.

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<:SleepyJoe:760170930256740426> < Zeducation rn.

Disgusting

What is?

Goodmorning

Good morning Jake. Gotta say, your job status is a rollercoaster of emotions.

Yeah

When you got fired, did you have to turn in your khakis or do you get to keep those?

I kept them

Boredum is abundant on the last days of 2020

i kinda want to start a betting pool to see how long can you keep this job before the manager are in a bad mood and decide to fire you again <:KEK:726877368601411624>

People have mental fatigue and no sense of humor left. Too bad since I am here to party. <:ZedDecaprio:784198104646811668>