the scp foundation is running out of ideas, scp-4317 is literally the bismarck

y'all ever break your shit after slipping on ice?

8 times today

y'all see the news?

alex trebek passed away today. 2020 is going just great.

**big thonk**

no, pancreatic cancer

the yeehaws do what the yeehaws do, birb.

**tea is for the bay**

**i'll say it again: tea is for the harbor**

**who knew southerners were redcoats**

**tea. is. for. the. harbor. you. loyalist.**

**tis no thing as "american tea".**

i will never be unpissed with glock

the g44 is trash

the size of a 19, with a smaller magazine cap, and a smaller caliber

whoop

s

*insert the "this is fine" meme*

🍿

oof

**is the redcoat trying to take out guns again?**

**reeeee**

> So how are we sure that Biden will give the US a bad economy if he still hasn't done any move yet?
have you seen his plans for the next four years?

wack

and it's about to get hella spicy

i'd rather have expensive freedom over free slavery

also **cough cough** libyan policy **cough cough**

also 2 new peace deals

kosovo-serbia deal

that too

**i don't** yes

dam

i forgot about his plan to increase neuwotruinternatinumerpressure

would you guys vote for an elon musk presidency?

ah, discord is great.

lmao

joe bideome.

y'all hear about ronald raygun?

or kanye vest?

lmao

NO

NO, DEAD MEME

i was told kanye won

it was from a chinese media source so it **must be true.**

> fun fact : Marx has said that guns should not be taken by the people
he did indeed say that.

"Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary."
marx, address of the central committee to the communist league, 1850

take it how you want

> @THREE DAYS OF GRACE
> I hope you're not in the UK
OI MATE, YOU GOT A KNOFE?

home is just built different.

homie*

fuck

oi, it's knofe.

get it right

o o f

b u t t e r

and apparently violets are blue

what the fuck

no, that's gross

> Cinnamon hot pocket? They already give me the shits now it'll be spicy
you get the shits? i can't shit after eating hot pockets..

red dawn 2012 makes me sad.

tf is happening? i was gone for 20 minutes..

wow.

my teacher is ranting about how "white men has doninated government for our entire history", like, stfu and teach me math.

she's playing the fucken speeches from harris and biden.

WHY THE FUCK

**this isn't my ap history class**

**nor is it my ap gov class**

**it's fucken algebra**

schools are basically indoctrination camps now. can't change my mind.

**holy fuck kamala is annoying**

"yOu hAVe pROteCtEd aMeRICan deMocRACy", jesus fuck this bitch

i would get nothing done if i was homeschooled lmao

ive already gotten suspended twice this year, third strike im out, bruv

im a conservative student, you think theyd give a fuck about my opinion, mang?

this bitch just said "biden is a uniter"...

**he's fueling the fucken fire**

this shit coming from kamala's mouth is out of this world..

> im a conservative student, you think theyd give a fuck about my opinion, mang?
my point still stands bro

at least my ap gov teacher is willing to have a civil debate..

the tomato is our lord, tomato can do what he pleases, you PEASANT.

oh, oh lord.

kamala is trying to say she's an inspiration. pfft, she locked up thousands of blacks for weed

she said she'll be a vp like joe... so yous going to bomb the fuck out of the middle east again?

"biden will be a cic that will respect our troops." yes, remember when he called them "dumb bastards"?

jesus christ are we fucked.

oh the republicans will hold it for sure

maybe they'll finally impeach the fucker for ukraine and china.

the last good democrat was kennedy

even then he wasn't even really a democrat, he basically was republican, like what dark said

> She's not even a Christian
she's a pandering clown.

"i am a president who seeks to unite and not divide", ah yes, joe. definitely.

**not like you were busy putting your grubby hands in other peooles shit**

"i will work to improve the middle class", yes. because banning fracking will do that, joe. not like it'll get rid of millions of jobs for them.

and they wouldn't have shut to bitch about

shit*

oh

**well rip their tongues out**