So don't tell me about real life

😖

Hand or Blow?

give me legal advice rich man

Also I have a mac

Opinon >>>> Trash

"god damned fucking kids"

t. boomer

literally none to give, dont fall for lawyer meme

Boomer? I literally just said I'm 26 you fucking tard

t. pensioner

I'm a millenial trashman

t. social security recipient

Yeah, I'm fucking geriatric

play it off as being pressured, wear faggy sweater in court and dont let your friend go to trial with you, as he clearly doesnt take well to authority figures

take your pills, pops

is this the first run in with boys in blue?

it is time for my cough suppressant, thanks sonny

Faggy sweater? I have a suit

this URI is a bitch

yeah first time with coppers

Grab your ankles and think of Shrek

take your memes back to 2013 gramps

Suit might work, but if your wearing a suit you better be prepared to grovel extra hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_A0GigrQl0

you will get off a lot lighter if judge thinks you have already been punished so be sure to mention how fucked truck is and how betrayed you feel by friend, hiring a lawyer or wearing a nice suit makes it sound like you have shit left to lose

that makes sense

Also you're gonna have to crank the judge off during recess

you need practice in case you go to jail

:(

do you have any tattoos, because this will be a lot easier if you are a dumpy beaner with glasses rather than a gangstar with a shaved head

no tatts

i look 12

hot

most important piece of advise to remember is that if you go into court and the judge notices the slightest bit of arrogance/lack of respect (real or immagined) things will not go well for you

really though i look 12

Shota Bean boy

you have the forward thinking ability of a 12 year old as well

:(

do americans get access to free legal advice? because i know very little about the particulars of american court