Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 382641816148639744


2017-11-21 21:18:56 UTC  

im an Aussie cunt, learn to insult

2017-11-21 21:19:09 UTC  

You...you... DOUBLE ABBO

2017-11-21 21:19:13 UTC  

my pronouns are spiderbite and nigel

2017-11-21 21:19:46 UTC  

actually might have traces of abbo in ancestry, so i might be part orc

2017-11-21 21:19:48 UTC  

my "friend" has been driving for longer than i have so i don't know how he fuckled it all up

2017-11-21 21:20:09 UTC  

grr i donot like him nomore

2017-11-21 21:20:33 UTC  

well colour me surpriced, dumb shit drives badly and doesnt take responcibility in property he doesnt own and thus doesnt respect

2017-11-21 21:21:03 UTC  

betcha he woudlnt have crashed if it was his car he was driving at the time

2017-11-21 21:21:05 UTC  

Kek good bye sharts

2017-11-21 21:21:08 UTC  

Wtf is all this sperging

2017-11-21 21:21:10 UTC  

You wont be missed

2017-11-21 21:21:18 UTC  

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

2017-11-21 21:21:19 UTC  

Its called real life Trannie

2017-11-21 21:21:24 UTC  

comes atcha fast

2017-11-21 21:21:39 UTC  

even faster when you plow a truck into trumps border wall

2017-11-21 21:21:44 UTC  

I'm on a train back from a job at a fortune 500 in London

2017-11-21 21:21:50 UTC  

God damned fucking kids

2017-11-21 21:21:52 UTC  

So don't tell me about real life

2017-11-21 21:21:57 UTC  

😖

2017-11-21 21:21:58 UTC  

Hand or Blow?

2017-11-21 21:22:00 UTC  

give me legal advice rich man

2017-11-21 21:22:09 UTC  

Also I have a mac

2017-11-21 21:22:17 UTC  

Opinon >>>> Trash

2017-11-21 21:22:18 UTC  

"god damned fucking kids"

2017-11-21 21:22:22 UTC  

t. boomer

2017-11-21 21:22:26 UTC  

literally none to give, dont fall for lawyer meme

2017-11-21 21:22:39 UTC  

Boomer? I literally just said I'm 26 you fucking tard

2017-11-21 21:22:47 UTC  

t. pensioner

2017-11-21 21:22:50 UTC  

I'm a millenial trashman

2017-11-21 21:23:09 UTC  

t. social security recipient

2017-11-21 21:23:21 UTC  

Yeah, I'm fucking geriatric

2017-11-21 21:23:40 UTC  

play it off as being pressured, wear faggy sweater in court and dont let your friend go to trial with you, as he clearly doesnt take well to authority figures

2017-11-21 21:23:46 UTC  

take your pills, pops

2017-11-21 21:23:56 UTC  

is this the first run in with boys in blue?

2017-11-21 21:24:00 UTC  

it is time for my cough suppressant, thanks sonny

2017-11-21 21:24:03 UTC  

Faggy sweater? I have a suit

2017-11-21 21:24:04 UTC  

this URI is a bitch

2017-11-21 21:24:12 UTC  

yeah first time with coppers

2017-11-21 21:24:23 UTC  

Grab your ankles and think of Shrek

2017-11-21 21:24:39 UTC  

take your memes back to 2013 gramps