betcha he woudlnt have crashed if it was his car he was driving at the time

Kek good bye sharts

Wtf is all this sperging

You wont be missed

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

Its called real life Trannie

comes atcha fast

even faster when you plow a truck into trumps border wall

I'm on a train back from a job at a fortune 500 in London

God damned fucking kids

So don't tell me about real life

😖

Hand or Blow?

give me legal advice rich man

Also I have a mac

Opinon >>>> Trash

"god damned fucking kids"

t. boomer

literally none to give, dont fall for lawyer meme

Boomer? I literally just said I'm 26 you fucking tard

t. pensioner

I'm a millenial trashman

t. social security recipient

Yeah, I'm fucking geriatric

play it off as being pressured, wear faggy sweater in court and dont let your friend go to trial with you, as he clearly doesnt take well to authority figures

take your pills, pops

is this the first run in with boys in blue?

it is time for my cough suppressant, thanks sonny

Faggy sweater? I have a suit

this URI is a bitch

yeah first time with coppers

Grab your ankles and think of Shrek

take your memes back to 2013 gramps

Suit might work, but if your wearing a suit you better be prepared to grovel extra hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_A0GigrQl0

you will get off a lot lighter if judge thinks you have already been punished so be sure to mention how fucked truck is and how betrayed you feel by friend, hiring a lawyer or wearing a nice suit makes it sound like you have shit left to lose

that makes sense

Also you're gonna have to crank the judge off during recess

you need practice in case you go to jail

:(

do you have any tattoos, because this will be a lot easier if you are a dumpy beaner with glasses rather than a gangstar with a shaved head