"I thought it was one of those gun shaped lighters"

oh

fuck that

id rather just buy a couple black market real guns

hes gunna use a hanger to break into his truck 🤔 Ill tell you guys how this goes

I have a lockpick set in the trunk of my car but i dont need him knowing that

Nvm, I was looking at lot prices. One is like 250- 300

since his spare is locked in his apartment and its locked too

If it's a truck a coat hanger would work fine

Yeh hes got this

where is chink projector anon to come buy the chink guns

turns out he gave me a ps2 game, a wii game, a wii mote, and a wiimote rechargable battery

i also went into the key room that is normally locked

i grabbed his roomkey so he could get his spare

i also unlocked the private bathroom so i cna pee in peace

Im a security guard

the keys are in the maintence mans office

he left the door unlocked

access to the keys gives me access to 95% of the buidling

but not the 5% where the wifi router is so i can crack the password 🤔

>everyone is 55+

>cuties

sounds really cute tbh

they can tell you cute retirement stories

>doesn't appreciate the gmilf

@Pawp wait who is chink projector anon?

I have no idea but they posted in a thread a few days ago

id assume they would have enough drugbucks to buy a chinkgun

Chinkguns are pretty neat

Shame I can't get most in the states due to import restrictions

needs chinese writing on it tho <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

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>chink guns

Have some fucking standards

That's almost as bad as liking American guns

>implying American guns aren't the best in the world

Oh, I'm not implying it, I'm outright saying it

Czechnology ftw

>highschool milling marks

Must be cold up there with all the chatter in their machines