>he doesn't have tactical pen to defend himself

he locked his keys in his car so hes dealing with that first lmao

hes got this tho because he used to steal cars

also >chink tactical pen

id rather get a gunbrella

It's a faggot ass pen with a stupid locking mech, not even chinks could fuck that up

>not concealed carrying chink knockoff pistols https://youtu.be/4HNaB7l2GQk

id probably buy a chink pistol

T heyre like 500-1000 each

"I thought it was one of those gun shaped lighters"

oh

fuck that

id rather just buy a couple black market real guns

hes gunna use a hanger to break into his truck 🤔 Ill tell you guys how this goes

I have a lockpick set in the trunk of my car but i dont need him knowing that

Nvm, I was looking at lot prices. One is like 250- 300

since his spare is locked in his apartment and its locked too

If it's a truck a coat hanger would work fine

Yeh hes got this

where is chink projector anon to come buy the chink guns

turns out he gave me a ps2 game, a wii game, a wii mote, and a wiimote rechargable battery

i also went into the key room that is normally locked

i grabbed his roomkey so he could get his spare

i also unlocked the private bathroom so i cna pee in peace

Im a security guard

the keys are in the maintence mans office

he left the door unlocked

access to the keys gives me access to 95% of the buidling

but not the 5% where the wifi router is so i can crack the password 🤔

>everyone is 55+

>cuties

sounds really cute tbh

they can tell you cute retirement stories

>doesn't appreciate the gmilf

@Pawp wait who is chink projector anon?

I have no idea but they posted in a thread a few days ago

id assume they would have enough drugbucks to buy a chinkgun

Chinkguns are pretty neat

Shame I can't get most in the states due to import restrictions

needs chinese writing on it tho <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>