Im a security guard

the keys are in the maintence mans office

he left the door unlocked

access to the keys gives me access to 95% of the buidling

but not the 5% where the wifi router is so i can crack the password 🤔

>everyone is 55+

>cuties

sounds really cute tbh

they can tell you cute retirement stories

>doesn't appreciate the gmilf

@Pawp wait who is chink projector anon?

I have no idea but they posted in a thread a few days ago

id assume they would have enough drugbucks to buy a chinkgun

Chinkguns are pretty neat

Shame I can't get most in the states due to import restrictions

needs chinese writing on it tho <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

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>chink guns

Have some fucking standards

That's almost as bad as liking American guns

>implying American guns aren't the best in the world

Oh, I'm not implying it, I'm outright saying it

Czechnology ftw

>highschool milling marks

Must be cold up there with all the chatter in their machines

I'm no gunfag

But like most chinkshit wouldn't chink guns break in your hands

xiaomi 9mm with .45 international edition when

does it have band 20??? I need it for yurop

anyone coffee in here?

Ruined a cup with a shot of cheap bourbon.

I use an aeropress to make dorm coffee but I'm still getting used to it

Literally just brewed a cup

i use italian coffee maker

I like to ruin my coffee with sweetened coffee mate c:

sugar and cream coffee mate is called "Double double" coffee mate flavor in canada

i like bitter things

coffee, beer, my life

It's odd Tim Hortons coffee reached such an utter meme status in canada because it's shit tbh, black it tastes bad and sweetened it tastes like nothing

@spaqin looks like we got a Rockefeller over here