was kind of expected

I'm lucky in that no one else in my family is a drinker, either, so I'm not really genetically predisposed to alcoholism.

My dad never drinks, my mom has like, a glass of wine with dinner, and my brother makes moonshine but doesn't drink it himself

Tfw sober for 4 days <:smail:379313786193969152>

thats not how genetics work @Matthew <:thenk:329322130804047872>

I mentioned both my parents, so it's somewhat relevant

Must be new record for me

Also, >Implying my big brother didn't contribuite to my genes

I am a southern boy, after all

Im really proud guys

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alcoholism can impact anybody though, sadly

@Matthew the fact it didnt express in them doesnt mean you re good, you can still carry the alcoholic genes <:thenk:329322130804047872>

Punnet squares are for QUEERS

@fedora congratulations, be aware not being drunk on a booze cruise means you are a rapist .

wonder if in a few generations there'll be internet addict genetics

phew not addicted to internet like daddy was

Already exists probably. Though it'll be harder to pin down

Noooo raaapist

Dont u know that im mgtow

Cant let reddit buddies down

I bet we are looking at screens for 90% of the time

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something I would call an addiction

^

I bet we re breathing air at least 90% of the time

there's going to be a lot of old men looking up from their computer screens one day wondering where all the time went

something I would call an addiction

>using the computer is akin to breathing

now that's what I call addiction 2017

if I cut off the internet will you die?

It would be extremely inconvenient.

Nooooo

I criiiiii

I watched this chink have a full-on panic attack when the internet went down once

was p scary

chads dont need internet

let me be the first to admit I have an oxygen addiction @JHWH

pictured: @fedora, I bet he is at the gym in this very moment

if I take away their iPhone will the thot die?