money calls

<:KEKWait:780472182387376130> I thought you were a bloke

Service members dont get paid enough

I get a McDonald's worker salary...

Oh my ankles were entirely destroyed by the end of basic.

A bloke lol

They should be able to afford a house in California by the time they leave

So alas.

But hey uncle sam needs me 🥺

The key is in that she's a knife. Not actually Rambo.

I was in my hs’s air force JROTC for about a week until my mother made the school remove me from it.

I’m lowkey glad she did that, but I was upset at the time

Online my biological sex doesn't matter

Bloke is australian for dude

Imma be honest, I would’ve never thought u would be in the army

rage, rage against machine

I've been a 12yo boy since 1998 in chatrooms

Rambo is a 90’s kid?

Yup

Neat

<:KEK:795742276549607456> same. but then i thought about it and the army are kinda perverted and weird like goat, so it makes sense

Then being a boy online was a safety thing

This. Because I often tell people we are all middle aged men online. Until proven otherwise.

Now its a joke

Ye my online profile does not match the attributes of a warrior of the worlds greatest army since the roman empire

Oh yea

Undertake

Why

👀 you have a point

Really?

Tbh, I wonder how many of my online friends were middle aged men then 😂

Because I'm soft and kind hearted but will kill commies without hesitation

That’s america for you

it might be cause we have a lot of them

Very few actually

I cant join the military due to medical difficulties

Like this supposed woman said to me: "You are insulting a woman!" I said: "OK, George from Penn state." 'Cause how do I know? lol

400k of us

Active at least

Idk, my baby brother just bought his first house on his second contract with the airforce

Some of them at least get paid well