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Neat
<:KEK:795742276549607456> same. but then i thought about it and the army are kinda perverted and weird like goat, so it makes sense
Then being a boy online was a safety thing
This. Because I often tell people we are all middle aged men online. Until proven otherwise.
Now its a joke
Ye my online profile does not match the attributes of a warrior of the worlds greatest army since the roman empire
Oh yea
Undertake
Why
π you have a point
Really?
Tbh, I wonder how many of my online friends were middle aged men then π
Because I'm soft and kind hearted but will kill commies without hesitation
Thatβs america for you
it might be cause we have a lot of them
Very few actually
I cant join the military due to medical difficulties
Like this supposed woman said to me: "You are insulting a woman!" I said: "OK, George from Penn state." 'Cause how do I know? lol
400k of us
Idk, my baby brother just bought his first house on his second contract with the airforce
Some of them at least get paid well
I bet 70% of my online friends from when I was 13 were middle aged friend
in the whole army, navy, air force, seals and such?
I was massive jail bait. Thinking on it, some of these men should be in prison
in the whole army, navy, air force, seals and such?
Well yeah thats the airforce they get paid to sit in a hotel room and play with toys (jk love the airforce even though I give em shit)
This is why I pretended to be a boy π then most of them didn't ask for nudes
imagine asking for a nude smh
Even then I have a couple guys wanting me π
Lmao, some were even open and bold about their age
I am older and thought sticking to chat with even older women would be safe. But nope. lol
I'm still disappointed they both joined the af instead of army or navy
1 mil ye that's like 1/300 of americans
I've pretended to be female a few times ...<:BlobEyes:648258643774537728>
I'm too fucking skinny for the army
It turned out interesting
Of course I didnβt understand that they were pedoβs at 13
And apparently my personality 60% female <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>