Nah I’ll stay small, fragile, and cute

the bar is lowered <:KEK:795742276549607456>

I joined the navy as a female

Basically desireable

You just wanted a pet seal. It's different.

Yup. Still female

I wanted to stay like that 👀

Thats the way my JROTC CSM was now she is an LT in the USMC

oh really? how long were you in the navy?

Than I heard about the paychecks and fun

money calls

<:KEKWait:780472182387376130> I thought you were a bloke

Service members dont get paid enough

I get a McDonald's worker salary...

Oh my ankles were entirely destroyed by the end of basic.

A bloke lol

They should be able to afford a house in California by the time they leave

So alas.

But hey uncle sam needs me 🥺

The key is in that she's a knife. Not actually Rambo.

I was in my hs’s air force JROTC for about a week until my mother made the school remove me from it.

I’m lowkey glad she did that, but I was upset at the time

Online my biological sex doesn't matter

Bloke is australian for dude

Imma be honest, I would’ve never thought u would be in the army

rage, rage against machine

I've been a 12yo boy since 1998 in chatrooms

Rambo is a 90’s kid?

Yup

Neat

<:KEK:795742276549607456> same. but then i thought about it and the army are kinda perverted and weird like goat, so it makes sense

Then being a boy online was a safety thing

This. Because I often tell people we are all middle aged men online. Until proven otherwise.

Now its a joke

Ye my online profile does not match the attributes of a warrior of the worlds greatest army since the roman empire

Oh yea

Undertake

Why

👀 you have a point

Really?

Tbh, I wonder how many of my online friends were middle aged men then 😂